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Why doesn't Noel Gallagher curate his own festival?
It would be amazing, and he could use his superstar status to strip the bill of all variety. No hip-hop, no electronica, no dance, no hip-hop, no Radiohead, no blacks, no hip-hop, no hip-hop. Cos it's wrong.
The audience would all completely be devoid of variety, they would wear polo shirts, shave their heads and drink Carling.
It could be called Arrogant One-Trick Atonal Dullardfest.
Nothing but the best in beerboy tuneage.
Quality.
Imagine it...
Oasis
The Twang
The Enemy
No-Way-Sis
A Couple Of Kinks tribute bands
Oasis again.
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