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possibly the lollest thing i've seen.
i'm shocked Luke Leighfield isn't on it.
marilyn manson (dark gay)
not on the list.
So a lot of them were puzzling at best.
a) I Wonder why the Smiths are gay but Morrissey's questionable?
b) How bizarre is the range of safe bands list on the safe bands?
c) Is it wrong that I want to report my own band for their 'gay band' list? And tell him he left off REM?
and obviously doesent even bother to research anything about any bands before he just puts them on the gay list
what arcade fire have done to be gay?
apart from ram their albums with filler.
have the dresden dolls done to be straight?
that's probably just because of Neon Bible being all anti-organized religion.
and filler MY ASS
If thats filler then sign me up for lots of it!
"The Cure (makeup)"
"C.H.O.P.S is the powerful new program developed by Christian Youth expert Donnie Davies. C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE."
I assume by ordinary people they mean them? MEGALOLZ
not some convoluted spoof that Bobby Conn was somehow involved with?
You could be right - something doesn't quite feel right about it (particularly the randomness and shortness of the safe bands' list).
Sadly this one definitely isn't a spoof:
"a homosexual named Brian Epstein"...made me spit out all my Ribena...the whole thing is hilarious and co.
"Modern electronic-rock music, inaugurated in the early 1960s, is, and always has been, a joint enterprise of British military intelligence and Satanic cults"
So that's what MI6 are up to!
Disclaimer: I am not saying that it is. I love satan.
It is not real. but quite funny.
about him resisting homosexual urges? because it certainly looks that way
we get a list of SAFE bands to rock out to:
including a shout out to "The Right Brothers (bush was right!)"
i never forget to..
jesse hughes fucks any woman who comes near him. i guess he does mince in a cape, cowboy boots, leather gloves and a 'tache...but that just makes him look like an uninhibited rock'n'roll ned flanders.
Is that some sort of slang for what he got up to in that loo that time?
Elton John (very gay) hahahahaha
the picture evidence of the gayness of metallica is amazing :D:D
but Ghostface Killah is the gayest person ever. Yeah Ghostface, i called you gay. What you gonna do?
random inclusion right? i mean, they seem an anomaly on there.
...is the best thing I've read all decade.
Why the fuck isn't Franz Ferdinand on this list? Have they heard "Michael"... or anything Franz Ferdinand has done?
Also, why is Wilco gay?
(Note: I like both of these bands immensely, really.)
I hope Donnie gets rabies and rots slowly and painfully
You're right but surely everyone on this thread thinks the same. It's depressing to think that there are people like this out there.
have you seen the Ali G in da Usaiiiii dvd where he does that Bruno character and goes to the deep South to expose the people for the primate peasants they are?
"well you ask me the questions and i'll fill in the holes"
"ooh, you are naughty!"
thus no youtube. I will be sure to check it out at a later date though. I love making a mockery of society's turds
dont all have reasons e.g. Frankie Goes to Hollywood (aggressive gay communists)
made my day
i'd like to see mr davies acuse Lemmy of being gay
This has got to be a joke. DMX? Frank SInatra? The Nuge?!
noticed the beaver in the top montage of pictures?
Surely that is a satanic message. Hahaha.
have you seen the Oscar Wilde quote on the side. Reformed Homosexual? Hahahaha
This has made me very happy today.
why people don't take them seriously
what did old Frankie boy do???
They're second album opens with a peon to transexuals.
to get mentioned in this thread. However, sorry to disappoint you boys out there but I'm very straight. I do have a gay bassist though. But he's taken. By a boy.
I am Christian though. Sorry.
who has HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL marathons ;)
its about your influence on others, and to be frank you've turned me mega mega gay.
now that's a gay band
cum and dance with me michael
I now know the Soup Dragons were a gay band. I wanted to jump the drummer's bones so badly when I was 12!! Now I know that dream could be more likely!!!!
BTW, I really am in stitches at this and have sent this off to my gay mates!! Fucking hilarious!!
I just love how the list moves from Frankie Goes to Hollywood to Man or Astroman then to er, Richard Cheese.
But it's clearly a spoof. Just look at that CHOPS logo. Brilliant.
he's running out of ideas
Surely it's a spoof!
How can Dresden Dolls be safe? They have songs about rape and self harm.
I'm mostly worried at Sufjan Stevens being a safe band (at request of publisher). I'm also tempted to email in a few gay bands of my own (no Sleater-Kinney, Electrelane, Tender Forever or The Blow).
The String Cheese Incident? They've made me want to go check them out haha!
hahahaw, remember that!?!
do they even get a mention?
i love that back gets one for being a scientologist...by the way if you google why are wilco gay the link to this list comes up. under the title...
"God hates F*gs
what a burk..
that Sufjan Stevens is a safe band at the request of the publisher. Yes there's Christian elements but homophobic? Surely not.