...the cunt. No sorry, to be rude but this man is lamer than David Gray! Bland lyrics- "You're beautiful,beautiful, beautiful, it's true", bland music, bland image...why does Britain constantly buy this middle-of-the-road tripe? It's the same with Coldplay, Embrace,Starsailor, Keane, Travis...the list is endless. People are buying these records. They all sound the fucking same. And...and breathe...calm. sorry i'm just angry at the lack of channel 5 porn last night and the amount of crappy drivel shown at the Isle of Wight festival (courtesy of ITV).