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Mika you must stop
Come on, we're the Osbournes!
why am i watching this :(
rihanna hybrid - no one cares who wins do they?
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
and it allows internet and tv interface.
Kelly Osbourne's skirt - ill advised.
she has fucking good legs though. i always forget how skinny she's gotten because she has such a round face
who bring the stuff from stage too staage
bets on how long til rihanna takes that thing off?
a bit like mine
when did she get short hair. Liking the fashion nomad outfits haha and the one with lovefoxx's hair.
"mash-up" is this years theme...
with umbrella over the top, not hateful but very so what.
i got confused.
Mark Owen's accent - arrghhhh
The Umbrella/golden Skans cross over didn't work and you could barely hear anything over her vocals.
that's what made it good!
is probably more true.
Should’ve spent a little bit longer guys.
i still hate fearne cotton anyway.
DOES FEARNE COTTON STILL HAVE WORK?!?!
especially the fact that shes always really well dressed and i cannot afford any of the shit she wears and she gets too much money for being an annoying nasal talentless little shit
i'm going to kill her
i.e baby talk
Are they as bad as I imagine?
Kelly: I think they know that mum.
and so on and so forth.
BOYCOTT THE OTHER ONE!
michelle ryan is the bionic woman. I hear it got cancelled though.
who went to that brit school which sort of seems like a mythical school where they learn to drop aitch's.
nice dress though.
Adele/Duffy/whatever - best girl from brit school
Mika - best, umm, Mika?
I swear I fancied ALL OF THEM.
I'm going to enrol.
institutional masturbation of the worst kind.
... she seems nice. :/
She looks about 45 in that outfit
Will Young looked fit
seems to have turned into Jack Penate.
OH MY GOD *HYPERVENTILATES*
he is an alcoholic or something though. err.
i'm gonna go watch gormenghast after this and remember how beautiful he was. SIGH
i still want to be steerpike
but he looked like a really tired cokehead there :(
he's had a particularly hard few months though, his mum died suddenly at the end of last year. and the whole rehab thing. and being arrested. ummm.
day after his mum died:
strongbow super :|
woody allen - schmuck.
i fancy him a lot.
has been doing music since the 80s not 90s surely.
this song is win. im good now
and bad wig.
We all know stabby's going mad about now, right? Bastard :(
the wig - errrr...
or 40 so she's doing ok for that.
fought teh cancerz
Just 1 grenade
one giant behemoth of irritation.
and one head for spewing heinous bile. Perfect.
I suddenly feel like Toshiba.
i inentionally spammed this one.
i got so excited thinking kelly rowland was going to perform work it. best pop song in fucking AGES!
all the days
this whole Beth Ditto thing - how did it happen?
beth ditto's hair offends me.
I was surprised too when I found out. Give me a moment.
will not win
if ronson wins this i'm going naked
i like how he was asleep.
"Ronson was born in Southport, England... The family moved to New York when Ronson was eight years old"
Fucking hell, another reason to be ashamed to have grown up there for!!
I'm from Southport! I don't know what to say....other than sorry people :( If we'd have known he was going to produce bland trumpetting cover versions and pass them off as his own, he'd have been locked up in the Hesketh Centre before he even knew what a trumpet was.
I feel like I've let everybody down.
but grew up here, or something.
i'm going to stop watching this now. byez
shit at music and the world's most boring cunt to boot. Winner!
are the kaiser chiefs alive?
crushed by his own ego.
are consistently embarrassingly shit live.
Paul Weller seemed to do alright and not be a tit....
the kaiser chiefs having a spinal tap moment with the sprouting buildings?
i think she meant "the giant cocks" or something phonetically similar
i will literally eat my penis. Literally
for the hoosiers.
i really do love them.
TOO MUCH SMUGNESS
looking somewhat like David Coulthard rocking an Addams Family look.
OH NO NOT HIM
and what's with the women with the big tits walking people to the stage and pointing everywhere and pulling silly faces?
I could just turn this off and stop moaning. Nah.
so years ago
leading people to the stage?
Leona should stop yodelling - kudos for looking like Barbie
beat ten shades of grey out of everyone.
Who'd have thought.
don't acknowledge each other. Everyone would have thought.
Gives me the horn, i feel ashamed :(
never read better on here.
actual "spit my drink out" laughter, you fuck.
I don't mean that in a mean way, she's very pretty. Just a bit giraffey.
I just refreshed waiting to post that if they won.
Is Jo Whiley picking out all the winners?
kate gash more like.
Marcella Detroit presenting this freakshow?
I can't believe Rihanna lost. Fuckers...
it'll be leona
Who's the bloke behind Kate wearing a crombie hat with some sort of pipe in his mouth?
he looked like timothy spall
all the nominees who came up from the BRIT school won their category?
I liked the token not-a-hope-in-hell nomination of PJ Harvey, though.
That's her 6th loss now in the category.
who's with Kate Nash
the NME gig in Leicester on Saturday.
you bein a dickhed for?
The Brits School audience chatter on regardless.
:D :D :D
"And the nominess are..."
WHIZZZZZZ BANG ARGHHHHHHHHHH I AM THE BIONIC WOMAN MUST KILL BRIT SCHOOL
really is so horribly inoffensive, that it's blatantly the most horribly offensive thing ever.
EDIT: Hold the print run - that Coldplay cover has just overtaken it
Dave Grohl's just won some respect from me for self deprecatingly namechecking Kula Shaker.
a massive head cold.
i just got that
love the dancing!!
she sounds f'ing awful
It's annoying how offtime she is.
I may be alone
First choice - plays on heart strings. Very shit
Carling: Belong - a decent idea, except it loses all credibility when the Carling logo appears
Pizza Hut - its all about anybody else ever
match.com - adds to bookmarks...
Crunchie - How did that avoid getting rebranded Cadburys Honeycomb like Wispa was eh?
L'Oreal - dull
Heinz beans - the best food product ever
Jumper - How did this avoid going straight to DVD
Ad for Bionic Woman - probably shit, but seeing Kara Thrace (AKA Starbuck) on TV has made me remember that I really REALLY ned that 4th series of BSG
These Mastercard ads - nearly as annoying as The London Lite
to not take anything we've seen thus far seriously.
I was expecting her to be decent.
Kelly Osbourne has come as Shami Chakrabarti.
I'm giggling to myself at that one
trying to tell people at home that she thinks Cotton is a prick. Maybe that's just me.
for that three second interview she spoke in what I'm guessing is her real accent and also sounded shy and cute. (mtfu)
perform in Oliver at the brit school (Nancy obvs)
that shit sticks.
is if they had a lez-off.
nash is hawt
and LOOK he playded guitar lieka REEAL musician lol
did it just go all monster slow
SHAZZA DROPPED AN F-BOMB!
I bet, you lord of the rings!
i love the old ham but isn't it past his bed time?
ironic clothing doesn't really go with unironic champagne spraying.
when they didn't go in for this whole awards lark
you can pretend british sea power have won
the only band able to wear plus-fours
"some people's talents are too big to ignore"
Yeah, I saw Beth Ditto out back too
I was almost blinded for life then!
Admittedly, you're still my favourite fancy dress character, but this has been bugging me for a while.
When you're performing live, can't you just sing the lyrics so they coincide with the notes LIKE THEY DO ON THE RECORD FOR FUCK SAKE?
T. Wentynine, 19, Threshers.
blurry bum shot, btw
I might go as amy winehouse.
unless you're proper anorexic skinny i don't think it'd be as funny. make sure you get all the tattoos and stuff though! it's all about the attention to detail
i want to draw hilarious tattoos all over me. I don't think i have a long enough face/skinny enough legs
wasn't that bad either.
i do actually quite like this song
mark owen's hobo outfit?
drawn on beard
a receding face?
The summit of British music in 2007 is a band that split up in 1996.
I am not ashamed.
...life processes goes on.
And Arctic Monkeys again... Die in a fire fuckers.
Made me realise that the only decent popular music in this country at le moment is the music made by Th'Arctic Monkeys.
how do you rape a shoe?
already got arse out. please god no. :(
basically just done a more polite Jarvis. I'd love it if he shouted out "Arctic Monkeys!!!!" and it was really "Take That"
how I didn't see or hear Vic say that.
that was the most anti-heroic minute's television I've ever seen.
horrible music if they're gonna conspire with reeves to derail the brits like this
"sorry lads, i'm really pissed"
is that it then? :(
He wasn't pissed and didn't talk to me.
Best bit yet, though. That or the slow motion bit earlier.
alex took a dig at the brits school
"yeah...them were some foon years...yeah..."
surprisingly really funny!
his little smiling face." Haha
is brit school?
but they've won 80% of the awards tonight
the free talent school set up by the british recording industry. The brit awards is an awards ceremony set up by the same british recording industry. So a bit of a nauseatingly smug backslapfest all round, then. Not that you'd expect anything less from the brit awards
how that man on the macdonalds ad waves his hand over his other hand when he says garlic mayo. and i like doing it too.
these are not the dill pickles you are looking for
with the osbournes joining in for backing vocals?
we're gonna dance around tonight, please not.
self-proclaimed massive beatles fan not presenting the award? Could he not manage those few lines?
the entire ceremony has slowly, magnificently collapsed.
NA NA NA NA NANANANAAAHH
If not, who the hell has deserved it more?
holding the venue hostage
But her presenting an award to McCartney, outrageous.
ANYTHING BUT THIS
bigging up the beatles at the fucking brits for writing their own songs and inspiring a generation of new artists to do the same...
something very wrong with that
he's all about the beatles
she's 100% the last person that should be allowed to present an award to Paul McCartney. Fucking hell, I hate her and 'her' godawful shit music.
this made me laugh probably more than it should've
i hate it so so much
Ebryboddy gowwn daaance arounnn tooniiiii!
this song is dull
and why do his guitarists look like they spend the rest of their time in an aerosmith tribute band
nanahanahah na NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
MORE OF VIC REEVES PLZ`
for a duet on 'live and let die'
Was that the entire evening's pyro?
was presented by alex turner and vic reeves it would've almost being good
hey jude :(
i'm going to kill myself
hey fucking Jude :(
at 10pm. If we all cross our finger and really put all our energy into it he might play Mull of Kintyre!!!!!!!!!
isn't it good, Norwegian Woood.
the other acts dont come out for the end
i would love to see housewine do that "hey judy, judy, judy, judy!" bit
When Oasis sang Park(shite)life upon collecting their award was the only decent Brits I've seen. It's been boring for twelve whole years.
gotta spread the word..
NAAAAAAAAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NAAAAAAAAAAAH NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
DON'T LET ME DOOOO-O-OOOOO-OOOO-OOOWWWWNNN
He does this at every single big gig he plays Hey Jude at.
and the last thing you'll see - confetti?!
i will be listening to the real version tonight. crying.
JUUUUUDDDY JUUUUUUUDDY JUUUUUUUUUUUDY JUDY JUDE
for that bullshit
4 +1! we're okay!!!!
Whether this is a good or bad thing, I've yet to decide.
time for Gordon Ramsey Says Fuck And Cunt over on C4
Wonder if he'll order the crabcakes.
If only for "Shoe Rapist? How can youy rape a shoe?" and "Foundations is like Aids - only less catchy"
Or something along those lines...
Anyway. Good work!
Although, I did find it funny when Macca was bigging up British music, then whiped out the mandolin and played Dance Tonight.
Everybody gonna dance tonight
Everybody gonna feel alright
Everybody gonna dance around tonight
Everybody gonna stamp their feet
Everybody's gonna feel the beat
Everybody wanna dance around tonight
my job sucks :(
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if that's the case, then it's a good thing i live in the states. actually, in this particular context it isn't.
...including some news stories from the Brits.
Apparently Vic Reeves is saying Sharon Osbourne was a disgrace and that he wasn't even drunk and was just having trouble reading the autocue.
How many times does Sharon Osbourne have to be so clearly despicable before she gets her cummuppance and is finally removed from our screens?
The most vindictive woman on British television?
You'd think TV bosses would have learned their lesson after the Brookstein debacle.
or simply pushed her offstage.how amazing would that have been?