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at foals in october
"hurry up, we're missing skins"
i laughed so much at the time.
"Does your mum know you're out?"
"Damon Albarn's got a lawyer y'know"
"For fuck's sake, cheer up!"
put myself forward for this
peaches at the astoria supporting trail of dead
"you've got a stray hair"
she invited me on stage, i hid quicker than you can say "soundofbastards"
+ at sum41 at the garage
"isnt it past your bed time?"
hmm, i'm not funny.
I should point out- we were only there as McLusky were on the bill, sandwiched inbetween Sum 41 and Nashville Pussy.
stop trying to seem cool nick, we were there for sum41, much like we were at the barfly for wheatus.
dear god mclusky got on to some wank bills.
also with strokes supporting?
RFTC were also on the line up, i was there too :D
years ago, a comedian walks out at the start of his routine and says 'Good evening, I am schizophrenic' voice from the back shouts back 'well you can both fuck off then!'
the guys who said it sounded scottish though. maybe it was meant in jest.
playing the renfrew ferry in Glasgow. Not so much heckles as a lot of amusing things shouted out.
as he walked on stage somebody shouted 'ladies and gentleman the cook is on board'
that is SO funny! :D
"I'm just a cook"
STOP BEING NICE YOU CUNT
"Have you guys heard The Smiths? I think you'd like them!"
i love the arts centre, when its good.
when its bad, its REALLY bad though
watching Gene...Supported by Muse incidentally..
i used to live in colchester too..Many a great gig there...Grandaddy, Silver Sun, Supernaturals, Hurricane no 1, Sigur Ros, Ash, Symposium, Clinic, Idlewild, Regular Fries, Delgados, Six By Seven, Arab Strap, Coldplay...Them's was the days...
that said, i saw a young muse support the donnas of all people.
less of a heckle, more of a comeback, on the live tracks on the guilt 'synthesia' album, someone shouts 'you suck' and the singer says "this next one is called 'we suck, but you paid to get in".
classics quoted too many times, often by me....
"play one we know"
"play one thats last".
I was at a gig in Glasgow through the week, some unsigned band and the younger singer walks up to the mic and says 'ladies and gentleman we are (insert name, canny mind) and this is our first song' so somebody shouts 'is it also your last?'
I think it was one of his mates though cos he took it well.
is to cheer for more after the first song.
i do it at most gigs... and no one has played it yet!
i thought it was just gig protocol that if freebird is shouted, you must play it at least until the second line.
i learnt especially for when i start playing gigs.
who yelled for Stairway to Heaven at just about every gig for a couple of 6th Form bands around a couple of years back...
anyway, we were one of them and we decided to end our set at last years christmas gig with a death-rock cover of Stairway... the guy was in the bar and missed it.
Not only did he miss it, he was pissed - so when i asked him what he thought of our cover he nearly cried. Better still was he didnt remember me asking him, so the NEXT time i saw him, i mentioned it and he was as shocked/more shocked then the first time.
'play one the drummer knows!'
Is a classic.
My friend shouted "play Mondrian Was a Liar!" at Minus the Bear. I was very disappointed in him.
After Pictures Of You some random guy shouted "play one we know you fat bastard!"
The guy swiftly gave up when he realised that 5,000 Cure fans were now staring at him and hurling abuse his way....... twas a funny moment. :)
but I went to see some comedy and the act was a mime act. After about 3 terrible minutes of the act (I've since seen him on the BBC) someone yelled from the audience "Tell a fucking joke mate, I'm blind!". Fucking brilliant.
is the heckle that keeps on giving...just made me laugh out
Thom Yorke: "Shut up you cunt" at Hammersmith Apollo
obscure Cambridge two-piece electro act, the vichy government:
"This is out new single, its called "Rubbish""
"Is it any good?"
and not so much a heckle, but the best comment i've heard all year was Gruff Rhys at Glastonbury after playing Hello Sunshine
"this next song is called Hello Thunder, Lightning and Rain"
(although it's a fairly predictable one) was at Shellac's second set of ATP vs. The Fans.
They asked for questions from the audience, and one bloke (from then on known as 'the cunt with the white sunglasses') asks:
"Why do you suck so much?"
"Because your mum's busy"
whilst completely wasted. and made a right tit out of myself
my friend was yelling out 'aaassshhh' during quiet times or in between songs. charlotte & the drummer (who's an intense mongoloid looking dood) came up to me, thinking i was the heckler, & proceeded to bitch at me about how good the crimea are, how they're all mates, & i should basically shut the fuck up.
she was pretty serious, & the whole time i was kind of smiling/laughing because i was thinking i should say 'hey, you're charlotte. you're kinda hot.' but i didn't....
also, at the rakes, i was calling out for 'wish you were here'; alan retorted 'we're not a jukebox.' )=
To Chubby Brown wannabe as punter was leaving sheepishly yet sharpish (as you do) for a piss.
Comedian:- "Enjoy your piss,i'll get you on your way back.
Punter (turning round):- "Im not going for a piss,im going outside to see if the turns arrived".
Commence loud cheers and comedian knowing he was beat.
i really dont
exchange the word 'turn' for 'comedian'.
Make more sense??
it was hilarious
Is the king of heckle comebacks!
If only I could remember one/some...
but to the hoff:
'David Hasselhoff! You are nothing without your robot car!'
The heckler apparently then ran away.
somebody shouted out "You're fucking shit" , and the comeback was "Exactly"
Being the comedy genius I am I shouted this at the Carter USM mascot as i passed him in the crowd at a manics gig back in the day. He seemed quite chuffed and proceeded to truffle shuffle.
I also constantly shouted 'ACE OF SPADES' at a Senser during a soton uni gig back in the day...they never played it tho....cunts.
"break a string!"
"who said that"
made me laugh. some dude shouted "bowling, shane!" at an earlier band that night. funny evening.
you **CANNOT** top bill hicks, because bill hicks is god.
this one's better
"one armed scissor!"