1. "I'm more important in the USA/Than a spy for the FBI"
2. "Goddam the Commies wherever they are/We need someone to blame for closing this bar"
3. "I wish I had my own walkie-talkie/That reached to God every night"
4. "The World Cup/It's a violent prize"
5. "Rifle games for seven year olds/What a drag/Yeah now that's a drag"
6. "Here come the bunnies drinking sugar water/Do a little dance with the farmer's daughter"
7. "When I grow I shall fight/For this land I shall die"
8. "I want to move to Mexico where everyone's a hero"
9. "If you feel like a patient why not dress like one?"
10. "Robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, lays down a bill/Bartender says, "Hey we don't serve robots"/And the robot says: "Oh but some day you will"