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turn that frown upside down and lets spread a bit of christmas love eh?
aren't looking so morbidly obese these days
They...had that nice song about androids that time.
The fucking cunts.
does well to keep those jeans clean
isn't a tweenager or redneck. There.
It's my boss. He plays the album at ork repeatedly. It's arse wrenchingly bad.
he doesn't play it at orks.
That to come true. Play Test Icicles at work to scare him.
by a man sporting a mullet and a cowboy hat.
The singer wasn't as deeply irritating as I'd have expected. Still a massive cunt though.
have never broken into my car.
for five minutes at this ^
have some very good lyrics.
You're all really original and brilliant.
Well, I didn't manage to find out your postcode after all in 2007 - here's to 2008...
I can't do it. Lauren Laverne is a cunt.
Feeder. Well, its encouraging to see that the mentally disadvantaged are being accepted & integrated into the community. Good on 'em.
came from Moss Side and to my knowledge, have never shot anyone.
has a big squiffy wiffy lovely soft nose!
George Pringle: U R fit. I would do u, with or without Sean's permission.
quite entertaining live
do look smart
Well, at least they appreciate history.
win some of my respect when their record company asked them to shave off all their facial hair so as too apeal to the more aesthetically inclined market. In responce to this they grew hench beards! brilliant
can play the right notes on a piano.
..used to bottle HP Sauce for a living so they can't be all bad.
how the wonderfully talented jazz hobbit could attract a beaty like Sophie Dahl.
wrote me a nice note on myspace requesting I stop slagging off their band on DiS. I still dislike them immensely and laughed at the thought of them 'jay and silent bob'ing everyone that's witnessed them and thought they were shit, and then were amazed that, after seeing them three times, they have finally entertained me...!
had some ace beards
Come from a lovely town.
Bono use to write good songs!
Nicky Wire rhymes with fire!
Queen don't make music anymore!
The View are from Scotland!
actually they are all facts.
would get it
were ace at smoking crack.
It's just not possible.
It's great that Chris Martin has decided his kid should never eat meat.
has inadvertently provided extra material for the dictionary of cockney rhyming slang.
To be fair he's pretty into the whole self mockery thing.
understands why I feel the way I do about him.
What a waste.
and Ian Williams was great in Don Caballero
don't go in for emotional string-laden power ballads.
are very good at standing totally still on stage!
this is so true
But how do you know THAT?
aren't Scouting for Girls
contains very smiley, enthusiastic band members.
did a lot for the sales of militaria following the promo for that crap one they wrote (I actually don't know its name).
were considerate enough to split up.
although I am kind of with you on that one!
Did well to release an album
at the little man tate
Got booked to support Deerhunter.
aren't as ugly inside as they are outside
I dunno... they do strike me as being quite bitter. Maybe because of the looks that life had dealt them.
have never deliberately killed any household pets...as far as i know
Elliot Smith shares his first name with the kid out of ET, and Bob Dylan has the same first name as me.
I have never come across someone who actively dislikes Elliot Smith before
That's weird. As he is so objectively shit.
have never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Or in Argos.
are more than likely not currently defrauding the state with fictitious benefit claims.
has a fine body
had an incredible drummer. so did the who and jimmy hendrix experience.
...Def Leppard had the funniest drummer to watch
would beat me in a fight.
if they were on fire.
Klaxons' Mercury acceptance 'speech'
those dreads look well sick
..has never covered Massive Attack. Wait a minute....
is probably a nice person
invented yoghurt and can cure most minor ailments with his healing, healing hands.
can get away with wearing a bowler hat.
when I saw him backstage at a gig recently. Coked-up arse.
that was in reply to the Jack Penate one
is a really great dancer
are still accepted into most pubs in london
are a band of great substance.
before smacking orson in the face
and attempt to stop you during your moment of hestitation.
is probably not a sex pest.
are not terrorists.
is young enough to jack it in,
make a fortune in a new career,
buy back all his CDs
and make a massive massive pile,
put Tom Vek and Conor McN on top,
and make with the matches and feel the weight lift from his shoulders
true about interpol, wot they said above, playing statues again is it?
Jamie T - has a nice house
Calvin Harris - uhhhhh thumbs up for effort.
"has a nice house" I like Jamie T and that made me laugh.
have a nice house, he rents half of it out to the Williams sisters during Wimbledon tennis fortnight. His grandma is a 'Lady'...that's just how street he is.
Yes, Tom Vek was/is awesome
he selfish cunt
Is turning into the live acton Jessica Rabbit
I like Pioneers.
no one knows why he's there, then when he tells them they all lay down, but we don't know what he says. Good video.
But then this is the bitching thread, so... Kate Nash is fine!
can grow hair quite long
....are probably really friendly people deep down and they just need a wee bit of help musically *typed with clenched teeth*
managed to create one song I can listen to (Johnny Sniper) without laugh...well, no, I still laugh at it, but I like the song.
Morrissey is gay.
Owns some quality jeans.
taught me so much about how bad the world is, particularly the UK government so i now know that if there is any more tolerating of "this" then my children will be next.
have a good taste in music.
do understated casual with aplomb!
all went to normal schools.
...didn't use to bully me at school.
has a good voice.
Actually seem like quite amusing blokes.
Lamb are named after my 4th favourite type of meat.
Jamiroquai can drive quite fast.
Black eyed peas made me laugh once when the botox lady pissed herself on stage.
The Horrors are from southend on sea, and although it's a shitehole I feel a genuine affection for the place.
Audioslave hold the world speed record for their descent in goodness > from Cochise to Track No.2 on their debut. Awesome to Cack in under a second. Impressive stuff.
The Libertines make lots of other people happy, and gave something for tabloid journalists to write about for a while.
Joss stone is fit.
Probably have a song on their album which sounds different to the previous one.
I'm sure they didn't get their name from the book "Songwriting for Girl Scouts", which they obviously didn't read before writing their non-formulaic, groundbreaking songs; which incidentally don't make me want to slowly slice off my ears with a sheet of paper, then pour caustic soda into the holes in the side of my head, seal them up with gaffa tape and then go bungee jumping to make sure said caustic soda reaches every part of my brain, so it will dissolve quicker and put me out of my fucking misery with haste.
unlike many CDs I'd been given to review before, gave me plenty to write about. Incidentally, that review basically read as a summary of what everyone's said about them earlier on this thread.
have a pint with James Blunt than Jeremy Clarkson
Have shown us all that a lack of ability isn't inhibitive for a musical career?
providing entertainment for the many simpletons in the area. Good on them.
Were brave enough to play Reading a second time.
Soulja Boi spells his name in a way that is mildly humourous.
Have stopped people going "Oh that's where Ali G is from" when I say I'm from Staines.
Then again, are Hard Fi any better!?
...have never fashioned their widely renowned clean torso garments into hoods and hunted down the brother from another mother in the deep south and burnt curcifixes.
but they have peeped on a girl from her wardrobe if that parody's anything to go by.
Brandon Flowers grew some facial hair...
is an astute post modern poet-although some might suggest that here irony is code for shit-those people are wrong. She is a wry wise wordsmith who could even write something mildy ok next year.
Had one listenable song.
have earned a lot of money from songs that sound the same.
is marginally less hateful than Fred West
sounds like The Beatles or summink.
sountracked my first ever experience of getting drunk. *sigh*
Also, they spawned a Scottish rock-cover playing tribute band called the Red Hot Chilli Pipers.