I've just remembered this gem from Standard Break by Alkaline Trio:
"But now that I'm awake, I'd rather take a drink and walk down to the lake and thank that sky for lighting bolts"
Oh, and from The Hollows by Why?
"In Berlin I saw, two men fuck in a dark corner of a basketball court, just a slight jingle of pocket change pulsing"
Kinda grim, but funny nonetheless.