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get george lamb off 6music

he is a junior chris moyles- knows nothing about music, has a goup of inane mates and has a slot called 'what a don'....hes ideal radio one fodder basically- Giddeon Coe was so good in that slot- lamb is a moron....i found a facebook petition- you know it makes sense.....sign up...or start one here....

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  • is this the

    original thread? i could swear there was more to it than one post...
    anyway, today's independent: GEORGE LAMB: THE FUTURE OF RADIO
    best bit: 'the theme of today's broadcast is just how badly it's all going... lamb is blaming his colleagues, they're blaming him....' although this is apparently a good thing..

  • You would hope...

    That with the station head now gone and the current anti TV personality DJ's mood going round the BBC that his days are numbered.

    • no no

      there's a brand/ross shaped gap for him to step into now...
      "last week it was reported that he was being lined up by the BBC to replace Johnathon Ross" says article. he's also a "cult hero"

  • or an older alex Zane

    hes such a penis, he has no redeeming attributes whatsoever

  • aye

    couldn't agree more. his show is utter shit.

    gideon's show was excellent.

    • serious

      anyone hear his SFA interview

      he had no idea who they were
      thought Golden Retriver was on the new album

      it was embarrassng

      • heh

        its just depressing how each alternative station slowly becomes mainstream... to the point where its so shit that a new alternative station pops up.

        i guess we'll have an zfm or 9music appear from somewhere soon.

      • super furries

        this week he said hes 'liking them more' then one of his cretins said they still dont like you'...

        and he said he doubted they liked anyone very much and they were moody- well...
        1) i would be moody in a room with him and
        2) having met Gryff on a number of times and huw i would say that they were both very friendly if you actually were on there wavelength.....
        what a nobber lamb is..

  • agreed

    get him orfff

  • yep

    worst thing that happened to 6 music

    anyone who makes Shaun Keveney look good is a joke

  • meh

    15 minutes til the decent music stops and that talentless cunt starts up. anyone near their studios with a baseball bat? maybe a swift kneecapping might stop his show for today...

  • I will listen today

    and make my surrrmisationses.

    Fuck - I like Gideon Coe...has he been bumped off / sacked?

  • yup

    my whole office is mourning gideon coe. Lamb's sub russel brand thing's very wearing. the other day the news came on and during a story about a murdered girl lamb and his fawning crew faded themselves in, giggling.

    he's better than Nemone though. Jesus Christ. " Did you watch Big Brother last night? I did! Wow! Here's some 90s dance!"

  • i wish

    we could start a campaign for this without jeopardizing them being nice to us in future. we've pretty much stopped listening to 6music until lamacq comes on.

    • aye

      my thoughts exactly. i have alot of respect for 6music, and they have been amazing for us as a label and a club. we had alot of plays for many of our releases and several sessions on coe and robinson etc.

      seeing as xfm are such a lost cause (apart from shows like John Kennedy), it just seems such a shame that 6music appear to be going down that same route with garbage like lamb.

  • He needs to fuck off

    and fast. I used to be able to cope with 6Music when Gideon was on, but now it's just cack from 10-4. The only saving grace is the music.

    • bump again

      And as to what Sean was saying,
      well,
      i think just pointing out that they are alienating people by having people like Nemone and George Lamb on with their sub-Whiley "Wow, that's amazing" and sub-Moyles "Arent these people idiots" styles is just not cutting it.

      6 Music is s'posed to be different to Radio 1. The idea always seemed to me to be employ DJs who were knowledgeable, and dare I say it, serious about music.

      I am a bit of a music snob but I liked the station cos the chat never had anything to do with Heat magazine or laughing at stupid people.

      I do "get" that Moyles and Whiley are popular. It just seems that 6 was supposed to be different. I also get that raising the ratings is important but perhaps it is better to that by sticking to your guns rather than aping more popular stations.

      If you feel stongly about this, mebbe add to this thread people.

      • hmm i think i have double negative in that first paragraph

        i think we should point these things out. these threads will get noticed over at bbc towers

        • Seriously people should be allowed to say if someone is shit

          and that includes 'industry' people who have to be polite or not get any coverage. Lamb is turd like Brand et al and they have sub-commercial stations for this type of GOD IM SPEAKING LIKE I DO IN THE PUB OR ON THE TUBE WHEN IM PISSED, and 6music is a step up probably for them all. But seriously if 6music just cares about their 'share' of the populist listener then more and more people who thought it was a pleasant alternative to xfm and Radio1 - I really only did buy a digi radio for this station yet now I wish it never existed if its to become what it sadly is becoming - the radio version of 'Dave'.

          PROLEFACT: I won Heroes or Zeroes once.

          • I missed out a sentence there

            also LETS START A PETITION TO GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE - SERIOUSLY

            • listening to a dj laughing with his mates

              is as pleasant and having to endure a tableful of braying bores talking loudly in a restaurant, train, pub. Why do you need this on the radio, who thinks "I like hearing not-that-funny aggro-arrogance banter between people with objectionable voices and also their snorting laughing is an inspiration to me, I'll listen to the radio"? Tell me nobody does? Therefore people like this then deserve nothing but contempt.

              Also Russell Brand's MAAAD comment about child moleseters yesterday in the London Lite makes me wish I killing someone in special cases is applauded.

              • totally

                it needs to be something more than on facebook. i think this deserves its own site.

                • agree totally

                  in this 'interactive' age we shouldn't just sit back and let truly abhorrant people you'd not think twice about spending youir entire life hating 'present' shows just because of some very 90s vogue about being a 'shock jock' - ok I'm not saying everyone should be John Peel but really, the cult of the 'aggro' male dj and the 'ditzy star fucker' female dj just makes me wish we all had 'end' buttons built into our bodies.

                  Can someone build a site and get this going. Regardless of my future musical endeavours (watch this space) I don't care if I offend people I find offensive anyway, like everything its purely peripheral

                • completely agree

                  can't stand the inane banter and childish silences followed by laughing. It's driving me insane. Both you and me know, dead air is a crime,
                  I used to love listening to Gideon Coe, I would genuinely learn something rather than having twaddle repeated to the point of complete crap saturation. Get rid of him. (n.b. I did his autocue for E4music once - I don't like dissing people's musical tastes but am all for expanding your musical mind to it's maximum capacity - his taste is currently bland, or at least translates that way over radio, and not for 6music)

  • Yes

    My gain. I can listen to Gideon Coe now, which is nice. I have heard only bad things about George Lamb, but I haven't had the misfortune of hearing him. Reading the SFA anecdote above, he sounds like the sort of person that you get all over local commercial radio.

  • Sons And Daughters

    His interview with S&D was hideously embarrassing. I'd always assumed when a band drops by for a session and a chat you should generally be aware of:

    * Their names
    * The new single
    * Number of albums released
    * Forthcoming gig dates from 2006 (!)

    Tool.

  • NAAAAAAH MAYTE HE'S WELL WAFTY!

    • simple answer

      kill him on air with a cyanide pill send through the post.

      • something i heard on his show today

        Lamb: Are any of my mates in your top 5?
        Woman: No.
        Lamb: Who is then?
        Woman: Brandon Boyd from Incubus
        Lamb: Oh...erm.....well, i can't believe none of my mates are in the top 5. Never heard of the Incubus geezer anyway
        Woman:Well you don't know much about music then do you
        Lamb: <can't remember what he said, but she showed him up for the cretin he is>

        • George Lamb

          is the Steve McClaren of radio. Ideally you'd want him out straight away but there's a certain perverse pleasure in seeing/hearing him die a prolonged and humiliating death.

          • is there anything being done about this website?

            if i knew how to do it i would...it really is killing off my will to listen to the radio- he was fine on the late show because he played vast swathes of live footage- three songs in a row of mahotella queens- which was great- i, foolishly enough, thought- great- maybe he will mix up a bit of afro beat into the playlist- these days i couldnt see herman dune or andrew bird geting plays - and you shouldnt feel sorry for whoever is his session guest.

            I thought it was telling in the jingle for the swaparound that lamb said ' it could all go horribly wrong and ill be out in a few weeks'....as that seems to be the case.

            • hrrm

              i might just go grab a url and some webspace then... im sure we can build something pretty fast - but i dont have time to promote it all over the place.

              happy to get something going though.

              • i guess

                if we ca set some kind of sign up form up and get a decent number of people to put their names down-it will at least make people sit up and think- maybe this isnt such a great idea.

                • aye

                  or have the site email all of the producers and heads of music there every time someone signs the petition.

                  im sure they'll get the message soon enough.

  • I whole-heartedly

    agree, get this cretin off the radio and his fawning cronies.

    Can't one station stay vaguely intellectual?

    • doesnt even have to be intellectual

      just not mind numbingly vacant

      • cretins on 6

        Agree with all of the above, of course.

        I like robin_ac30's suggestion - can this be arranged?

        • certainly

          just need a decent domain name idea...

          someone come up with a good one and i'll go grab it, along with some webspace etc.

          • how about

            whoputthelambinthelambalambalambwhoputhtelambinthelambalambadingdong.com

            • lambalambadingdong

              .com

              or losethelamb.com

              • heh

                losethelamb is good.

                i think org.uk is probably best though.

                • unless you can

                  work out a way to incorporate his shamefll celebrity scissorhands thingu

                  • possible wording

                    dear bbc..

                    we the undersigned wish to make it known that we feel the appointment of george lamb to the daytime schedule of 6music is against what we believed l 6music stood for- i.e. quality broadcasting, cutting edge music, insightful interviews and knowledge of music. Lamb's tenure has seen the channel slip to lowest common denominator 'celeb-chat'- fine for radio one, but not what we expect from 6music. His treatment of guests has been disgraceful- the interview with Super Furry Animals being a case in point-it is embarrassing to listen to him try and interview a band with no knowledge-is a little research to much to ask?

                    We do not wish to listen to radio that asks 'which of my friends would be in your top 5' to its guests.'

                    We urge you to reconsider the suitability of George Lamb for the post and hope that this isnt an indication in which 6music is heading in the future.

                    If we could have something like that on the page that would be great....spellchecked obviously.....or feel free to suggest

  • Oh my god

    I'm so close to throwing my radio out of a second floor window at the moment.

  • who is he?

    I don't know!

  • ^

    For a radio DJ he appears to know pretty much fuck all about music, which is like me getting in a race car and stacking it into the crowd on the first bend. Not only this, he can't even carry out the basic task of playing records without instilling in his listenership the will to smash his face all over the mixing desk. It's incomprehensible that 6 Music could employ such a ballbag.

  • That facebook group

    has gone up by three people in the last 20 minutes.

  • BUMP

  • too right

    the man is a total twat

    I hate people who need entourages on radio to whoop and clap their 'hilarious antics'

    Thank god for Adam and Joe as 6music's bestest show but even I can't listen again to that every day...

    • I agree with

      everything said about George Lamb. 6 Music is going downhill, etc etc...

      BUT

      Marc Riley is not crap. He's one of the best things about 6Music. He fucking cares about music. They need more like him. Not goons like Lamb and Keavney.

      • cretins a go go

        why is there a need to have huge ratings? - cant it just toddle along for the benefit of us intellectual superbeings - i think the bbc need to rig up some more blue peter scams to keep decent programming going - theres nothing wrong with lard - his playlist is brilliant he may be a bit of putz sometimes but he's endearing that arnt many like him anymore everyones a 'personality/wannabe/twatter'

      • yeah

        Riley knows his shit and it the type who SHOULD be DJing on 6Music

        plus he's actually got some music credibility.

        George Lamb was always "who the fuck did they get presenting E4Music?"

        Keveney is a loon. He makes me want to go back to bed every morning.

        I mean, these people make Nemone look like a genius. Ok shes a bit annoying but hey, who isnt? at least she knows about Music.

        nothing will ever beat the days where it was Jupitus, Coe, that woman in the afternoon who i want to saw was Liz Kershaw but it isnt, Lamacq, Robinson and Janice Long's dream ticket.

  • bump

    this dribbling idiot's already ruined my week...

    • ok ok

      i'll go grab a domain and some webspace now. getlambout.org.uk

      • am listening now

        he really is terrible

        • bump!!

          this should be a fixed story on the front page. have been listening to gideon coe on 'listen again' every morning but that didn't work today. thank god i had some cd's in my bag. george lamb is fucking awful, i'd prefer tony blackburn to have a show on 6music... seriously!

          how's the website coming on robin?

          • jesus fucking christ

            http://tinyurl.com/yqawwx

            as if it wasnt bad enough to cross alex zane with zane lowe, he appears to be only too eager to add westwood to the mix as well.

            "wackola" i can barely even believe

            • .

              and since when was "murdered it" a negative expression? somebody buy this motherfucker a plane ticket to new york, asap

              • did anyone hear...

                yesterday. he was playing that new wild beasts single. he turned it off half way through, said he wouldn't listen to anymore of it, and said he was starting a protest against them. now love or hate the band, this is another example of a 6 music dj no longer being about the music, and being about the personality, which as has been said many times above, is not what 6 is/was supposed to be about. how this website coming on?

                • ...

                  still waiting for the hosting to be set up and the dns to kick in. once its there (i'd expect it to be ready by monday) then we can get the site going...

                  wont be long.

                  • I had to add to this

                    Can't stand him, please please 6music get him off it's like listening to local radio. Did anyone hear a couple weeks ago when he called up some woman with a talking parrot? ffs! How GMTV can you get.
                    It's Gideon or radcliffe and maconie on listen again for me.

                  • excellent... keep us updated.

                    i'd never wish ill on people but i shall make an exception this time. if i somehow got offered a job as a brain surgeon i'd seriously turn round to them and say "look, thanks but i don't know anything about brain surgery so i can't accept your kind offer!"

                    therefore mr lamb deserves all he gets, he can go and join alex zane and russell brand in the celebrity dustbin.

  • goddamn it

    this is bad news. Gideon Coe had an excellent show, and I never tired of hearing him. I haven't heard George Lamb yet, but I don't think I want to bother. It was bad enough when they booted Phil Jupitus off for Shawn Keaveney.

    I only really get to hear Chris Hawkins doing his early morning thing these days.

    RIP decent 6Music. :(

    • spanner

      I'm so glad i'm not alone here, I was worried I was turning into an old fart but I now realise that I mistook this for actually having at least 1 brain cell. Honestly who would take a person seriously if they used phrases such as "mugging me off" and don't even get me started on the SFA debacle. Get him out.

  • .

    Looks like there's an intruder on the Facebook group... Apparently we're all wrong, and Lambo is a ledge. That's me told.

  • this is horrible

  • george Lamb

    I can not begin to imagine why this irritating, talentless and deeply offensive man has been given his own radio show. Lacking any knowledge of music, he has taken the place of Gideon Coe, who had charm, was well-informed about music and made no attempt to offend anyone. I do not listen to Radio 1 becuase I am an adult, I expect the presenters of Radio 6 to be the same. Please remove this "lowest common denominator" from the radio. Oh and by way of explanation, I do not read The Sun.

  • ok

    can people who are interested in helping out with this website petition drop me a pm. i need some content and stuff, as the domain and hosting stuff is ready...

    rosbeef's intro paragraph is a great start (further up in this thread)

  • i was actually about to bump this thread.

    WHAT a cunt. today is easily the worst day so far.

  • I agree with this

    Why 6Music thinks it NEEDS this on the air is, frankly, unimagineable.

    It'll be like XFM without the adverts in two years time at this rate.

  • Once Lamb's dead

    Can we get rid of this offensive, abysmal fuckunt:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/jon_holmes/

  • ook

    you should be able to sign the petition now at http://www.getlambout.org.uk

    sorry its a bit bland and ugly at the moment -- knocked it up pretty quickly...

  • Resorting to personal attacks isn't going to help much

    There's nothing actually *wrong* with Shaun Keaveny and George Lamb, it's just that their style doesn't suit 6 Music at all.

    It could be argued that Jen Brister and Nemone are similarly unsuitable but, personally, I like them. They seem to intrude much less into the real business of playing the music.

    It's really daft that the head of Radio 2 is also the head of 6 Music: Radio 2 is a light entertainment station that typically plays family-friendly pop music as part of its light entertainment spiel; 6 Music is a taking-itself-seriously pop/rock/indie music station for grown-ups whose presenters are only there to choose, play, know about and appreciate the music.

    It seems like they're treating 6 as a Radio 2 B-team.

    It's fine for 6 Music presenters to have a personality (Tom Robinson, Craig Charles, Lammo, Stephen Merchant), as long as their ego isn't so over-inflated that they try to eclipse the music.

  • BBC Complaint

    I submitted an official complaint to the BBC about George Lamb.

    This is the reply I received:

    ...
    Thank you for your e-mail regarding 'George Lamb'.

    We're sorry that the George Lamb show is not to your liking. 6 Music and the BBC at large offer a wide variety of alternatives (including Listen Again) and we hope that helps you find a programme more suitable.

    I would like to assure you that we have registered your comments on our audience log. This is the internal report of audience feedback which we compile daily for all programme makers and commissioning executives within the BBC, and also their senior management. It ensures that your points, and all other comments we receive, are circulated and considered across the BBC.

    Thank you again for taking the time to contact us with your concerns.

    Regards

    Gemma McAleer
    BBC Information

    ...
    So, in essence, " Tough. Listen to something else then".
    Fair point I suppose but it was nice to have a radio station I could leave on all day.

    I'm sure they now just use 6 as a training ground for 1 & 2.
    It used to be a serious music channel.

    I'm not saying the presenters should be boring dullards. Plenty of them have managed to be entertaining and still provide great music.

    Phill Jupitus played a fantastic mix and his passion for the music was obvious. You're still welcome back any time Phill. Please! :)

    Stephen Merchant's show is hilarious but still focuses on the music.

    If we wanted to listen to innane, blabbering muppets, we'd still be listening to daytime Radio 1.

  • He's got press support

    http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,,2243576,00.html

    As a friend said, it's as if Matthew Bannister had entered Radio 1, got rid of the young, knowledgeable, entertaining DJs and installed DLT.

    • what fucking dross.

      way to play up to stereotypes, sawyer.

      "Several people have told me how much they enjoy listening to BBC6 Music at work, so I've been tuning in. George Lamb (10am-1pm) and his pals even accompanied the stuffing of our Christmas Day bird, hem hem ladies (he's a dish himself)."

      if it was george lamb in zooey deschanel's body i'd still hate the soulless cretin for having no sense of taste or humility.

  • dont be so negative

    I for one am so sick of all the rude + offensive carping remarks about george's show from people who dont know what theyre talking about if they just listened instead of moaning for instance yesterday on georges show it was the 1st ever fez AND CRavat wednsday - and mark immediately called it FEZAT WENDSDAY - brilliant. even tho there were tecnical problem's the 1st 15 mins were was one of the best George Lamb show's ever with sarah beth toocheck and funy stuff about bob dylan. in fact it was so good i got my m8 andy at work to made a video for my facebook page to go with it so - u negative moaners ought to listen to it without predjudice and here the true genius of george on radio 6 - the bbc should give him his own tc show as well. jennie

    ps andys video is at http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HT_2aElFktY

    • are you george?

    • yeah but you're wrong

      on account of being a complete and utter turdburgler

      which is the same thing as liking george lamb.

      seriously, the guy's an absolute moron, i really hope he gets permanent laryngitis

      • as he would say

        SHABBAy SHOW

      • Problem is

        the majority of people are fucking idiots. That's why when a fellow fucking idiot gets a show on 6Music, the ratings go up. That's why the majority of 'popular' things are the shit. XFM was great when it first started, but got sod all listeners. Capital got hold of it, turned it into a real slurry of shit, listeners go straight up. I'm amazed BBC4 has survived this long. I bet most people would rather it was full of reality shows and celebrity gossip. Fuck the masses.

    • Peebles, my dear

      i don't quite know how to break this to you, but you're a moron.

      • <3

        • He has now gone beyond parody.

          Lamb's show is dreadful. The situation is also exacerbated by the fact that he replaced the genuinely knowledgable and amusing, yet utterly self-effacing, Gideon Coe. I have read many of the comments posted by those whose previously enjoyable mornings have been ruined by this absurd swop in personnel, and I, too, am unable to comprehend why a once specialist (inasmuch as it granted its listeners with more than a modicum of intelligence as well as a knowledge of and interest in music), 'music-based' station should employ such an idiotic caricature of perceived London cool, let alone his equally dim-witted contributors. It would appear that the BBC's obsession with the dreaded 'accessibility' has struck again: he'll be on Test Match Special next at this rate.

          "Mark immediately called it FEZAT WEDNESDAY - brilliant"? Yes, quite: to come out with this, and immediately, Mark is clearly some kind of genius.

          I have found this very cathartic, and intend to get started at some point on (in order): John Holmes (cue leap across the kitchen for ‘off’ button); Shaun W Keaveney (just play the records, son); and Queenz (sic) of Noise (please get to Radio 1).

    • dont be so predjudised

      i bet u didnt even listen to that video of goerge all the way thru - if u did we'd soon see wich 1 of us is a moron

      Jennie x

  • again

    George Lamb is utterly, utterly dire, and it's shameful that he's on a specialist music station. But in good news, I can't listen to the radio at work, so now I get to listen to Gideon in the evening!

    6Music is so divided at the moment.
    Excellent: Adam and Joe, Gideon Coe, Marc Riley, Tom Robinson, Steve Lamacq, Bruce Dickinson, Freak Zone.

    Badness: Shaun Keaveny, George Lamb, Jon Holmes, Russell Howard. What are they doing?!

    • Correct.

      You are indeed a nice squirrel. I hadn't realised that Russell Howard was still there. Consder him added to my previous list of subjects for cathartic rants. Apparently he is actually a comedian: I refer you to my previous comments re no one ever went broke...
      I must confess that I still miss Andrew Collins. I can understand why some may have found his chat slightly cloying, but he was genuinely entertaining and never, ever, objectionable.

      • aw, I miss him too

        he was gently funny, enthusiastic about music, and not egotistical - that's what you need! I miss Phil Jupitus to be honest. I know some people didn't like him, but at least he was very focussed on music. Shaun Keaveny doesn't seem to know anything!

        • It seems as though

          its a done deal, there doesn't appear to be anything we can do about it and it makes me sick. This is a public service station that was doing exactly that, providing a MUSIC channel as a service, it 's daytime output has been shot to shit to the point where I don't listen to it until the evening now. It seems to be all in the name of ratings, but 6music wasn't about popularist lifestyle channeling was it, I honestly thought of it as an serious music channel. George Lamb can inhabit so many other places in the media with ease, why has he been foisted upon an audience who blatantly don't want him.
          Ratings can be the only answer: and this very move of totally changing the editorial content of daytime 6music calls into question the motives of management involved in this dumbing down.

    • don't forget Stephen Merchant

      He's incredibly irritating

    • ^^THIS

      correct.

      the worst is you wake up on saturday and think "ah, its adam and joe, funny people who actually know about music, to the level of which they actually write a song every week for their show"

      then you wake up on sunday and its fucking Russell Howard doing some stupid voice that he got from god knows where and its nearly as bad as george lamb

      Then you sleep in by accident on a weekday and you wake up and its George Lamb and you want to throw your radio out the window.

  • Even worse

    is that they insist on playing clips of George Lamb's inane babbling (plus hysterical laughter) as trailors throughout every other programme on the station. So halfway through Lamacq's programme you suddenly have to endure Lamb's irritating voice talking about Surf n turf - WHY WOULD THIS ENCOURAGE ANYONE TO LISTEN TO HIM??? :(

  • Adam and Joe

    prove you can be funny AND do a brilliant show.

    Russell Howard's show is pretty bad, which is a shame because he's an excellent comedian.

  • Erm... oh.

    "BBC 6Music posted its second consecutive record reach with 493,000 listeners, up 8,000 on the previous quarter and 110,000 year on year."

  • Heard him for the first time the other week

    Absolutely terrible.

  • lame-o

    Can anyone suggest a way to rid the airwaves of this sub-hospital radio cunt?

  • he is...

    a fool.

  • Here, here!

    Hi chaps

    Just wanted to know if anyone else here has complained to 6music? As soon as Coe and Lamb were swapped I did, even got a reply:

    "Dear Mr Stevens

    Thank you for your e-mail regarding 'Gideon Coe'.

    I understand that you are unhappy about recent changes to 6 Music's schedule.

    We work very hard to bring interesting, entertaining and innovative programmes to the airwaves that will engage with a significant proportion of the whole audience. The BBC carries out a great deal of detailed research to determine what each part of the audience wants, carefully considering what goes into the schedule and planning the placement and timing of each programme within it.

    As with any change to a (radio/TV) schedule, we expect that the changes will generate a great deal of listener comment; it is an indication of how important the station is to each individual listener. Consequently, I can assure you that comments such as your own are valued as a monitor of public reaction to the service we provide.

    I would like to assure you that we have registered your comments on our audience log. This is the internal report of audience feedback which we compile daily for all programme makers and commissioning executives within the BBC, and also their senior management. It ensures that your points, and all other comments we receive, are circulated and considered across the BBC.

    May I thank you again for taking the time to contact BBC Information.

    Regards

    Anne
    BBC Information"

    Maybe if more people did this something might get done about it. It's quite easy, there's a link on the 6music website. It seems a strange decision, as has been said elsewhere Gid was the epitome of 6, Lamb should be on radio 1.

    Bring
    Back
    Coe

    • He's ruining my mornings: So I complained to Beeb...

      I was fuming about this idiot and his nasty show.

      I came across this forum and was so glad to see I'm not alone. I was worrying about the premature onset of Middle Age.

      That man is a complete idiot and I can't bear him any longer. Radio 4 it is then between 10am and 1pm. [I don't like it much but it's better than lame old Lamb]

      So, I've made a complaint to BBC, like you did.

      Let's see if I get anything other than a statutory response.

      Anyone got ant petitions going? we must rid 6Music of this fool and his sycophantic monkeys. [Who is that knob, his 'co host' that simply repeats everything he says or asks dumb-arsed questions? did they find him gathering dust in Steve Wright's old studio? Or perhaps he comes free with every CD of canned applause?]

      I hate him all the more for making me sound like a Daily Mail reader- [annoyed of North London...] I'm so not like that but he gets my goat so much.

      Maybe we could call Capital and see if they could poach him. He'd love it there- they're all like him.

      I MISS MY 6... GO AWAY LAMB- I want my mornings back. GRRRR

  • Too right!

    He was annoying enough on TMF (on the occasions that I saw him...)

    • We can't win

      Why? Because the general public are twats. George Lamb on 6music, figures go up. I'm not sure how much that is due to his shit-spouting ways but at the end of the day that shit will always prevail. Because the general public are idiots. Simple as that. There's no mystery to it, we all know it, the masses are scum. That's why the majority of popular culture is vile. I'm not sure to what exten BBC can be blamed. They seem to be stuck between a rock and a hard place most of the time; on one hand they are public service broadcasters, there to cater to all aspects of society, including the minorities, whether it be by race, religion or

      • (cont. because I accidentally pressed Enter like the ape I am)

        THOSE WHO LIKE GOOD FUCKING MUSIC. On the other hand, they get pressured, by those who can't see past the bottom line, for not having high enough ratings. Now, there's a valid debate to be had over which shapes the other; do people's tastes shape popular culture or does popular culture help the public develop a taste for certain kinds of culture. I'm just waiting till BBC4 becomes a rival to Nuts TV. I feel it's sorely needed.

    • Annoying he might be,

      but consider the fact that he's part of a 6music scheme to employ the entire number of the 'hip' twats employed by the John Noel Talent Agency. Now *that's* annoying.

      So, they've already got Shaun Keaveney, Nemone, George Lamb and the Queens of Noize on the 6music roster. They also had Russell Brand. They are all John Noel's talentless idiots.

      The more people that know about this the better: the 6music messageboard moderators won't allow you to post anything about the issue.

      • Why does he keep going on about

        laminating stuff, and constant barrages of old catchphrases.

        I really dont get that whole 'Can I have a *Insert bizarre noise* please for my wife who is in labour etc. It's not 1980

        Can't they make Steve Lamacq do his show all day. Or just music, my radio tells me who each song is by on the screen. No need for ANY DJ's :)

      • I hadn't heard

        of John Noel Talent, but after a quick trip to their website, I think I understand a lot more about the cretins inhabiting my TV/Radio. I've worked with Keaveney BTW, he's a top bloke although his broadcasting tends to be a bit Lambish these days.

      • Aha!

        And so the conspiracy is revealed! I Thought there must be a shady truth to Lamb's general twatiness.

  • I'm listening to

    his show for the first time

    My god.

  • I don't wish to be

    one of those people who differs but my mornings of running payrolls and entering invoices are frequently made more bearable by the George Lamb show.

    Am I to be flogged?

    • He is

      unlistenable tripe. Sooooooooooo dull

      • FEEDBACK

        This is the link to BBC Radio 4's FEEDBACK page:
        http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/factual/feedback.shtml

        "Is 6music turning into Radio One and a half? The controller of the station Lesley Douglas answers listeners concerns about the changes she has made in the daytime schedules. " Yes it's actually written on there!!

        There are links and forms to send your correspondence. I'd suggest that if you've already sent something to Feedback NOT to clog their researchers up with second or third posts. However if you haven't written to them they are going on air with this. FEEDBACK is the programme the BBC producers dread most, it is the one and probably only opportunity to actually make a change.

  • Surely...

    in a radio station dedicated to music, it matters little how much the person talking between the songs knows about what's being played, considering they only choose about 1 track an hour for themselves, the rest being pre-programmed. I liked Gideon Coe, but was under no illusion that he was choosing unheard gems for us to listen to, he was still providing waffle inbetween a load of songs playlisted by the controllers, albeit a different kind of waffle to the kind George Lamb does.

    I kind of like the music George LAmb and crew do select for the show, they obviously know their stuff when it comes to hiphop and dance, and it makes a refreshing change from "Well, here's a Wedding Present Peel Session".

    • Don't kid yourself

      George Lamb doesn't care about music. This is only a rung on the ladder for his next move in showbiz. How much you bet that the job he moves onto after 6Music will not be in music - it'll be fronting Big Brother or something like that.

      • ^Yes!

        The impeccably-honed cretinous style of this talentless gobshite would suit BB perfectly. Anyone know if it's still illegal to fill people with strawberry custard & set fire to their arse hair? Just checking, like.

    • *albeit a different kind of waffle to the kind George Lamb does.*

      Yes, so different in that Gideon's left a nice warm feeling whereas Lamb's makes me want to knock his fucking teeth out.

      Liking hiphop and dance needn't make one a cunt who needs a crew of their mates to sit around talking laddish shite in order to fill the gaps between the music.

  • Lesley Douglas speaks

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/feb/18/bbc.radio

    Do they sell that wallpaper at B&Q?

    • heh

      well, at least she noticed. thats a start aint it. lets see how she feels when the petition hits 5000 or 10000 etc. the more media exposure, the more signatures it'll get.

      still - im happy that it has at least been taken seriously.

  • get george lamb off 6music

    Couldn't agree more. What a relief to read like-minded comments from 6music listeners. I will definitely join the Facebook petition.

    How dare they bump Gideon Coe into the late shift in favour of this fly-by-night 'celebrity'? Catchprases and inane banter aren't going to cut it, but interesting, informative and friendly DJ chat are just what the weekday morning slot needs - bring back Coe.

    I felt the same when they got rid of Andrew Collins, but at least Steve Lamacq knows his stuff.

    I'm glad I missed Lamb interviewing SFA, and I'm glad SFA gave him a hard time. This sort of thing should be left to professionals, not media morons without any background in music.

    Other forum posts are right on the money, too: Nemone is awful, those patronising phone-in quizzes are terrible.

    Queens of Noize are also dreadful, who thought it was a good idea to give them a show? It just sounds like a bunch of teenage girls getting drunk on 20/20 while putting on their make-up. How unprofessional.

    Lesley Douglas has a lot to answer for. 6music is going the same way as XFM did 10 years ago, ie. down the pan. I care more about 6music as it's advert-free, please let's try and get some decent DJs and programmes into the schedule.

    Fight the Power!

  • was it him who interviewed pat nevin?

    and was talking to him about football. then thought he'd know nothing about music, and like loads of chart rubbish?

    one of the most embarrassing things I've ever heard.

  • just read a very good piece...

  • I can't stand him

    He is Lilly Allen with a cock.

  • He's a television presenter

    Presenters who know their subject are a dieing breed and Lamb is one of a myriad of self satisfied, jack-of-all-trades-master-of-none types who are turning the shallow medium of tv into a sad parody of itself. Bring back the nerds! I want specialist TV!
    David Attenborough! John Peel! Johnny Morris! Tony Hart! Barry Norman! etc etc

    Don't hate Lamb, hate the shepherds of the flock! (ooh clever buggers)

  • I've listened to so many feedback type programmes over the years

    with people wittering on about changes to scheduling that have offended them and I never really understood quite how galling it actually is to be in their shoes until now.

    It's utterly frustrating to have something very pleasant and entertaining like the Gideon Coe show taken away and to be offered a turd in the mouth as replacement.

    I tried listening to the show again earlier this week and as I switched on Lamb was talking about licking shaved armpits. There was then about 5 or more minutes of puerile banter before a play off between the Top Cat and Captain Scarlet theme tunes.

    I started out blaming the system and not the man but I think I'm actually starting to wish him harm.

  • I do a shudder when his show is about to start “And now, George Lamb...”

    Yesterday i thought he had toned down all the tings, the shabbas, kiss me necks but no, they crawled in and became irriating yet again for another day.
    I had hoped somebody down at 6music had a quiet word in his ear about the OTT show and he had cut back on his collection of sound effects. By the time Nemone came on, it was back to his old, not funny and tiresome habits.
    Dont get me wrong, i love 6 music. My boss is laid back enough to have this on over any other station, and i can tolerate it (6 music) and Lamb even, for the reason that good songs ARE played. For that, i have no problem with.

  • If you use Myspace and you think it might help

    add this page as a friend and make it a top friend.

    http://www.myspace.com/getgeorgelamboff6music

    It can't hurt.

    • yes!

      now we can hate george lamb over the medium of myspace.

      • other ways to get him...

        I've put in a Freedom Of Information (FOI) request to the BBC - the number of complaints received about GL vs other 6music shows/DJs since this moronic mockney wigga pollutant was forced upon an unwilling audience.

        Perhaps this might succeed in a couple of ways:

        -It's another way of getting a message to the BBC, and bringing GL's lack of popularity to the attention of the powers that be.

        -In this new era of BBC openness and OFCOM enforced honesty, it will be interesting to see how they can justify keeping this cretin employed, in the face of overwhelming condemnation from the listenership (and the 6music message board, this board, the myspace and facebook pages, the internet petition, other media...)

        Who says men can't be passionate about music...?!?

  • I just saw that video somebody posted up there ^

    Jesus Christ. "I'll wear it for the banter."

    And was it slowed down, or was that just me? He seems to talk slightly slower than a normal person, which was actually probably the most annoying aspect of it - his simple and purile links getting dragged out longer than they need to be...

  • i concur

    .

    • apparantly....

      george lamb is set to record a tv,spot to advertise the show on bbc1...like the one jupitus did when it first started and he was in that room full of vinyl

      looks like he is being pushed as the face of 6music so sounds like he's not going anywhere soon

  • Here's a thought

    Stop fucking listening to 6 music. Then... when they've lost all their listeners from the show. Hey presto! Someone new comes in to take the reins.

  • Ahahaha

    Texting in Smiths lyrics as a fucking protest :D

    That is quite comfortably the weakest protest I have ever heard. What on earth were you THINKING? :D

    You fully deserved to get absolutely sonned by George cocking Lamb.

  • Rack Off Lamb

    Has anyone else used this yet? There's a lot of posts on this thread to check.

    • see

      it doesnt matter

      and turning off has no effect
      1000 fewer listeners is nowt
      and it's silent

      whenever complaints about a bbc program makes the news
      it is usually hundreds rather than thousands of complainers

      {unless the crazy Christians have got organised (see J Springer farce)}

      admittedly these are usually mad people

      sane people not having time to write to their friends and family, let alone some big corporate entity

      but let's make this an exception

      keeping these threads going will do the job
      it IS being noticed

    • 1000 fewer listeners

      for 6music is a big deal though unfortunately I don't have any handy statistics up my sleeve to prove my point. None of the digital only channels get that many listeners so if we all switched off in protest at George Lamb then it would make a difference. He makes Nemone seem like John Peel.

  • the production credits in this month's viz

    includes:

    'unlistenable pain in the fucking arse: george lamb'

    • Listened for the first time today

      just to see what the fuss is about and he really is shit isn't he. A bankrupt man's Johny Vaughan. He is pretty thick as well, or he certainly acts it, possibly more stupid than Vernon Kay. I have now signed that petition.

      • I dunno... I think he's quite funny

        I can't see what's got everyone so massively up in arms. Of course he's a bit of a twat but he does it with a touch of self awareness. And his acolytes are nowhere as offensive as some of the other braying sheep you hear on the radio.

        Fuck it, he's alright!

        • the issue.....

          for me... isn't him, although he is a prize cockend.

          it the fact that the only radio station that actually played music of note and interest coupled with educated, intesting and knowledgable DJ's has been wrecked by the incumbent Controller with her celeb chums. There are a number of available vehicles that the rest of the country can get their fix of GLambs banter.... why the last bastion of decent musical output has to broadcast some more inane celeb based chatter is frankly.... in breach of contract to its original remit and I for one am not too happy about my use of licence fee in this matter.

          i do not have anything personal against mr lamb - he is clearly going to feature in this countrys media in some form for awhile, fortunately for me I can choose to ignore him at my hearts content (and as i only buy the guardian and watch football on the telly - i am quite sure our paths will not cross) - however.... get this fucker off the only station that actually bothered to play some decent music with respect and return Radio6 to those who actually beleive that - closer to the music was the tagline and not ''closer to radio 1's inane chatter''

          i am well narked by all this and especially narked at those who just say... just switch over ifyou dont like it..

          I WOULD IF THERE WAS ANYWHERE TO SWITCH OVER TO!!!!

      • It's a fucking shame

        that I've had to stop listening to my favourite radio station in the mornings. This man is an atrocity.

        Every day, when I wake up, I thank the Lord for iTunes.

  • Have just listened

    to him for the first time for more than about five minutes. Dear god.

  • The problem is

    that many of the commissioning types at the BBC will LIKE the fact that George Lamb pisses people off and has generated a big internet drama. Which is a shame because the nice thing about digital radio when it first arrived was that because few people were able to listen to it then it could get away with being niche. Now that digital radio can reach an ever expanding audience the BBC are obviously trying to bring it in line with their other (shite) music stations.

    • aye

      this sums it up basically. its pissing in the wind.

      it was always worth complaining about it - but i really doubt it'll make any difference whatsoever.

      that said - it put alot of heat on them, and hopefully it has made them think a bit about any future appointments of djs on 6. the fact that he has had his own petition site built and is calling for people to sign it speaks volumes.

    • i wonder how long ....

      the controller on R1 will stand for it - if this sentiment becomes popular enough to seriously dent the R1 figures.

      Name: Paul Carr
      Location: Bournemouth
      Wha’say: I gave up on Moyles a fews weeks ago. A friend suggested Lamb on 6music and I havn't looked back. I even got a shout for Loudmouth Loudon.

      Nice one!

      crtl-v'd from keeplambin.co.uk (c) to them.

      • Breach of rules?

        Doesn't he constantly advertise some soft drink on his show? And he plugged an online petition (which for all we know the fucker started himself)to keep him on 6Music on. Surely there's some breach of rules going on here somewhere? Has anyone read the comments made by the people who signed the petition to keep him on air? Proof enough on their own why he needs to be ejected with all fucking haste.

  • Christ

    I just looked at the petition to keep him on...

    I want to burn things now.

    • Looky!

      "well said 6 music hosts I for one am so sick of all the rude + offensive carping about george's show from people who dont know what theyre talking about if they just listened instead of moaning for instance yesterday on georges show it was the 1st ever fez AND CRavat wednsday - and mark immediately called it FEZAT WENDSDAY - brilliant. even tho there were tecnical problem's the 1st 15 mins were was one of the best George Lamb show's ever with sarah beth toocheck and funy stuff about bob dylan. in fact it was so good i got my m8 andy at work to made a video for my facebook page to go with it so - u negative moaners ought to listen to it without predjudice and here the true genius of george on radio 6 - the bbc should give him his own tc show as well. jennie"

      Lovely English and all that. 6Music is shit with him on it. I want a new channel: BBC Radio 8 Alternative where the DJs come and go when they please playing music for as long as they want...

  • I say...

    The best way is not to sign the petition, make his popularity sore to the point that he fucks off to Radio 1 with the detestable Chris Moyles and Jo 'I discovered the beatles and bread' Wiley.

    The bloke is still regurgitating the same Chuck Norris jokes that have been tired for almost 5 years now.

    It's good to have comedy on 6Music, but Stephen Merchant, Adam & Joe and Martin Freeman (who has also got a spectacular taste in tunes) do it a billion times better. And don't play "ironic" dancehall tunes.

    • Martin Freeman is terrible

      "Ooh am I on the radio?"

      "I know Simon Pegg"

      "When I was in The Office BLAH"

    • No

      because doing that they will think "this model works" and replacehim with an equally irritating shitbag.

      • Point Taken...

        Re: The BBC6 to BBC1 model. The man has about 10 different catchphrases and the same boring references to The Goonies, Charlie Murphy and Norris that have been blead dry for years.

        The annoying thing is that he DOES seem to be getting more popular and is probably the next in line for the 6music morning throne.

        And Martin Freeman does drop in the fact he was in a certain sitcom quite a bit. But I'd chose him over the "lambinator" any day, at least he has a knowledge of music.

        • I sent this to feedback -

          This is a general comment about the decline in quality on the radio station 6music.

          What is the point of having a dedicated music station then fill it full of 'personalities' who know or care little about the music played?

          There are plenty of other stations available for the type of listener 6Music now seems to be trying to attract.

          On the George Lamb show for instance, they chat about football as well as repeating endless catchphrases, sometimes even over the top of the very tunes the station is meant to promote and respect. This is not a sports station, it is a MUSIC station... Or at least it used to be.

          As a female, I felt quite patronised with the recent defense line '6Music is trying to attract more female listeners'. We are no more impressed with this 'dumbing down' than their male listeners.

          Why has it changed? It's not like they have to increase their listenership to please advertisers. They provided a service that is paid for by the compulsory TV licence. Why are they insisting on turning 6Music into Radio One part 2?

          • I hope you added a sign off

            good letter anyway!

            • Threads springing up everywhere now

              a particularly good one on The Word magazinr website. Here is a choice post which I think sums up a lot of the problems in one go.

              "If you haven't listened to this show, you really really should! Once, and for not very long - believe me that is all that it will take (it is almost certainly all that you will be able to take). Seriously, this show is beyond parady - think Alan Partridge meets Nathan Barley meets some form of hospital radio Steve Wright wannabe (circa 1985)and you are getting somewhere near it.

              6Music did of course used to be a complete jewel of a station - a very broad range music from the sixties to date (including album tracks and BBC sessions) presented by informed and informative DJ's with a welcome lack vanity and verbiage - it was of course the station whose credo was "closer to the music that matters".

              With the loss of several key presenters worrying cracks had begun to appear - more "comedy", more self-involved banter between a presenter and side-kicks, more imploring the listener to text and email the show - in short moving further and further from the MUSIC.

              This has reached an apocalyptic conclusion with George Lamb - know that name? You may be aware of him from such authoritive music programming as "the Restaurant" and "Celebrity Scissorhands" - that's it, the perma-tanned blow-wave with a cosmetic dentist's loyalty card.

              It goes without saying that he demonstrates no knowledge of, of interest in, music. He does however wear this as almost a badge of honour. The daily tracklisting for his show regularly records that he plays less than 20 songs in 3 hours - compared to in excess of 30 songs on other similar 6Music shows.

              The music is instead replaced by George jabbering (largely in cod-West Indian patois - he is a posh kid from Fulham by the way) about his favourite subjects. These subjects are as esoteric as they are limited - people he would like to give a "beat down" to (just about everyone), his hatred of pinapple on pizza, objects that he likes to laminate (yes, really), meat products that can be worn (don't ask me), who Chuck Norris can beat up, and a class-based thread which seeks to criticise people or actions which can be viewed as "estate", and er, that's about it.

              It's not much by anyone's standards, and so he fills up the remainder of the void left by the absence of music by playing a very limited selection of sound effects, a lot, a heck of a lot - until your very will to live has been wrung out of you. These include the "Shabba" from Phoenix Night's Ray Von (he not only steels the joke, but doesn't seem to understand that it is meant to be a parody), the ever dependable air-horn, somebody shouting "Charlie Murphy" (no, me neither), oh you get the picture.

              Lesley Douglas, the station controller, has responded to the waves of criticism against this show by declaiming that, in essence, 6Music was "too male" and that it needed to widen its female audience - fair enough. She has said that men tend to be too intellectual about music whereas women are more "emotional". Leaving that whole topic aside, her answer is to foist Geroge Lamb upon us - a man who calls women "birds" for crying out loud!

              It would nonethless seem that there is an audience for this show - more rivetting portions of the show are given over to giving out "shouts" to listeners whose lifelong ambition is to have their name read out longside a "shabba" or "tramp" sound effect.

              This mighty army of listeners was last week marhsalled by Lamb to sign an online petition entitled "keep Lamb In" - this in response to the unofficial "Get Lamb Out" site created by the saner members of the populous. He told them they had a day to sign the petition and beat the number on the rival petition or else he and his staff would lose their jobs, "and they've got families". When they failed to do that on day one (his self-appointed target), the pleading was extended to day two; since this too appear to fail, the subject appears to have gone quiet.

              It was however a curiously ghoulish experience listening to a man pleading for his audience to vote for him not to be sacked - rememeber a certain Radio 1 DJ pleading on air for his wife to come back to him? Either that or Alan Partridge trying to get "Monkey Tennis" commissioned.

              It could of course be some kind of sociological experiment - what will a man with a modicum of good looks and a heap of self-belief do to become a "celebrity" - hairdressing? cookery? music? "yeah I'll do a show on those, as long as I can be front and centre". What will the public put up with?

              Pop may well have eaten itself, but we are now looking at what comes out the other end..."

              • Another Point of View

                I've just posted on the other Lamb-hating thread but thought that this one was in dire need of bit of sense being injected into it too.

                Replacing Gideon with George Lamb was never going to be a easy change and the style of the show was unlikely to appeal to many of Gideon's listeners but wait a minute- I listened to Gideon and shock horror I also like George Lamb. As do many many others who have embraced the show and interact it everyday. I know that there's little chance of converting anyone on here to listen to the show but really the comments are a bit over the top. The show has a very distinct sense of humour and either you love it or hate it simple as that. The above comment mentionning the competing petitions and how he was asking people to sign up to keep him in has taken the show way way too seriously. He wasn't pleading in anything resembling a serious way. It's undoubtably a show that requires regular listens in order to keep up with the in-jokes which is why loads of stuff they say and do seems often ridiculous when taken out of context. The same could be said for many shows including Gideons. It's also great having them championing music that's not typical 6music such as dancehall during the daytime.

                George's show encourages people to leave social networking sites such as Myspace and even worse the life-draining FaceBook which surely even the most staunch Lamb-detesters must agree is a good thing??

                And comparing him to Vernon Kay is atrocious behaviour!

                I've never felt strongly enough about anything to bother writing on a forum before but this over the top backlash has made me do it!

                • wtf?

                  "George's show encourages people to leave social networking sites such as Myspace and even worse the life-draining FaceBook which surely even the most staunch Lamb-detesters must agree is a good thing??"

                • Yeah

                  But he's pretty shit isn't he?

                  • It's not ust his dated sub-Ali G humour

                    his really naff, cheesey DJ voice and general laddishness that annoys everyone. 6Music was supposed to be an alternative to other stations, not just in its music. Many people listen to 6Music beceause they want to avoid DJs like George Lamb, who are ten-a-penny all over the monstrosity that is radioworld. Putting him on 6Music defies the whole point of the station. And it's not just a case of switching off for his show, his 15 hours of sodding hell a week. We protest because we worry that his presence sets a precedent, that it will open the floodgates for others of his kind and ruin a not perfect but well loved station. And this is not such a far-fetched proposition, since Lesley Douglas, controller of 6Music and Radio 2 seems obssessed with getting in c-list celebrities to present shows. And that's also notwithistanding the amazing coincidence that 6Music daytime has been magically transformed into shows presented by Djs all represented by the same agency.

                • Ha ha,

                  You're right, comparing Lamb to Vernon Kay would be incorrect, even at the dog-end of the dj spectrum. Vernon Kay knows who the Super Furry Animals are.

                  • So what if it's nearly 2am. Doesn't mean I'm spannered.

                    Thought I'd share my entry to the keeplambin petition. I'd like to make it known that I do actually think you're all losers. Regards, Roy.

                    "Just let him keep his sodding show for god's sake. The show rewards regular listening. At first I thought he and his mates were dickheads, but actually he's a funny guy, the music's always good and he maintains a Calvin Harris silence for a few precious hours each day. Also, I think not knowing anything about Super Furry Animals goes in his favour. They are so wafty I can smell them from here.

                    Maybe the chaps trying to get him sacked ought to go back to categorising their USB lead collections or reenacting medieval battles on their mum's dining room tables. I mean, I like radio 4, but just because I don't really like You and Yours you don't see me trying to get John Waite or Liz Barclay fired. I just turn over and wait til its finished. Wha'say yourself?"

                    And before you say anything, I'm right about Super Furry Animals and my taste in music is impeccable.

                    • SHABBA

                      • shabbashabbashabba!

                        Roy has hit the nail on the head. It is very rare to find any station where you like every dj or presenter. I, like Roy turn over to the Birdsong channel when the wonderful George has finished (as you are all so wound up I can only assume that you have not already discovered the soothing sounds of this fantastic channel-watch out for the crow though!) For goodness sake we know that 6music is not a comedy station but some people like music and also have a sense of humour (ok ok not YOUR sense of humour). Of course we don't listen to George for his in-depth knowledge of every obscure indie band ever to record a Peel session, every other show on 6 has that. Roy is wrong about the SFA but then he probably also likes pineapple on pizza and sounds like he may wear bootcut jeans so is clearly unstable in some areas.

                    • The music hasn't actually changed

                      It's not like 6 music stops being a station where you can hear decent, alternative music being played(unlke anywhere else) in the 3 hours that George Lamb is on.

                      And it is a good show if you listen to it with detachment.

                      • WHAT???

                        Every time I give the GL show another try, the "Decent alternative music being played", as you put it, has fucking shabbas and sound effects stuck all over it.

                        Don't pretend his show is anything to do with music. I'm sure there's a market for this stuff. After all, Timmy Mallet was a hit. BUT IT'S IN THE WRONG PLACE.

  • Just seen an advert for the anti-Lamb Facebook group

    on the Facebook sidebar ads. What the fuck?!

  • That Guardian article

    Lesley Douglas continually re-emphasising that this was to get more women to the station. With a style that was "less intellectual".

    I bet half of the population feels that much happier now about their given gender with women like Lesley to stick up for their interests...

  • I didn't know that the dad off Gavin & Stacey is George Lamb's dad.

    I don't like him now.

    "Do me a flavour"

    • Two things...

      1) Having just seen the cuntwipe's telly ad, I almost - almost - have started to develop a sneaking, if infintecimal, respect for him. Just the sheer balls of the man. You'd think his job'd be untenable by now, what with all the unstinting hatred the public have been filling up the internet with.

      Still though, what an unlistenable turd.

      2) Where can I hear the SFA interview? Still available or no?

  • I never listen to radio

    but I saw an advert for his show on TV yesterday and realised I do know who he is and he does get on my tits

  • Just tuned in

    for the first time ever.

    In the first minute I have heard:

    "Don of the day"
    "Shabba (x3)"
    "...on the text"
    "that's how high brizzle we are"

    Oh my God.

  • Lamby's Lingo

    Just in case you want to understand his inane vocal waste of space

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/georgelamb/lambys_lingo.shtml

    • Thanks!

      I was getting bored of my plain, old, been-there-done-that Oxford dictionary anyway. So last year.

      George Lamb is 'wackola'.

    • George you invented the

      word "chirpse" did you? No you didn't, you started using it because those rough boys in south east london do (for and have done about the last 10 years you innovator you) and you're just as hard and cool as them.

      Actually I say chirpse as well (Having spent all my life living in croydon and tower hamlets, I feel I'm allowed). But at least I get the fcking meaning right.

  • SFA link

    here:

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PHCIUCHU

    Think you need iTunes or something to listen to it. Might play on WinMedia player though.

  • This month's Viz

    ... don't know if it's in the shops yet (I subscribe), but they've dedicated an entire cartoon to him. A Terry Fuckwitt cartoon, no less. It is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time.

  • gah

    he is a complete cretin, he's more worthy of a local radio station, maybe he knows something about music, but he doesn't display it, he makes me turn off my radio. Booo! He's not a don, whatever the pissweasel that means anyway

  • lamb report

    my friend was at 6music studios yesterday, and reports:

    When he came out of his studio after his show yesterday he spent a good 5 minutes discussing how it went with his sidekick.

    "How was that then? It was alwight, want it? Not brilliant. Solid. It was solid, want it? But how was it, though? It was alright, want it? Solid. I reckon it was solid. Not special, but solid."

  • Get him off!

    How some moron who thinks it's funny to say things like "ting" and "don" every 5 seconds with little musical knowledge and is borderline sexist can get a radio gig on a station THAT IS ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC AND NOTHING ELSE is beyond me...

    Get him off!

  • Wikipedia search for George Lamb

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lamb

    I thought this was genunie for a sec, as his dad had the best name "Peniston Lamb"

  • Idiots killed the radio star

    I completely, vehemently agree. I've written about it, and anyone who isn't offended by sweary rants might enjoy this:

    http://crowth.net/2008/04/03/idiots-killed-the-radio-star/

  • I applied for a job with the Beeb

    this week, and in the section about what the BBC could improve, I dedicated a section to 6music, basically saying that George Lamb and Shawn Keaveny are mass bellers.

  • has anyone considered

    the fact that maybe the 6music brought in Lamb on purpose to create a bit of good ol' fashioned controversy; ie, kicking up a fuss to get new listeners to tune in and see what the fuss is all about? If that is the case, they've certainly succeeded (and made many of the whining sorts walk straight into the trap). Of course, I'm not denying that in some respects, this is detrimental to the station in some ways.

    • The trouble is

      you lot are coming over like a bunch of blokes who still live with their mums, and categorise thier 4AD3DCD's in alphabetical order, which is playing into 6 musics hands, because they are looking for more female listeners, not a bunch of blokes thirstimg for the next Wedding Present album. I agree his show is crap. Listen to something else or put your MP3 on shuffle for 3 hours

      • Has everyone

        given up fighting, conceding defeat to the rapine Big British Castle? Not everyone on here's a sad old man, most of them just like good music. After finding their 'good music' station they've been comprehensively pissed on by the station they adopted as their own. There's been no counter-argument to everyone's allegations on here, apart from the above 'whining old radiohead' argument, the one that goes 'Shabba' and the one that goes 'embrace' George. The latter is an excuse for brainwashing: 'don't criticise us, 'embrace' us'. I would do, George, I really would, but you're just such an insufferable cunt.

  • This is unrelated

    but the other day, I woke up and whilst eating breakfast I turned on the TV. There was some special on about "Girls Aloud", and George Lamb was stood their, all knowing, informing the viewing public their influences behind the songs they wrote..... first of all, I doubt Girls Aloud have anything to do with how they sound, or their musical style, but sickeningly he then went on to say, "They also covered Tiffany's song, 'I think we're alone now'", here is the original.....

    well no George, the original was by Tommy James & the Shondells - Tiffany covered it.

    I should write to OFCOM.

    • 10am arrived

      ...and the loud sirens / klaxons sounded at the start of his show..which signals it's time for me to reach for the off button

      such a shame...as I then normally listen to my music in iTunes for the rest of the working day & forget to tune back in...which means I miss Nemone (who is also irritating, but at least seems to know something about the music she plays), and also Steve Lamacq

      The sooner he gets run over, or impaled on something long & pointy, the better

  • Magnetic Fields Fans look away now.

    Lamb royally fucked up an interview with Stephen Merritt. I'd recommend anyone who needs to rekindle their hatred for Lamb to search out the horror of the interview/session today:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00cgn0k/b00cgn09

    Go about 1hour 46mins in, and listen to the carnage unfold.

    Keep on listening after Merritt's gone, because Lamb then proceeds to rip into Merritt like the cowardly cunt that he is, ignoring the fact that it was he who fucked up the interview, not Merritt.

    Any other evidence required, your honour?

    • I can't listen at work

      what sort of things did he say/how did he fuck up?

      • Lamb got his tenses all mixed up

        as per, which didn't go down well with Merritt, him being a man who definitely does not suffer fools.

        Paraphrasing...

        e.g. Lamb: 69 Love Song was out in the shops...
        Merritt: 'Is' out in the shops, as far as they exist.
        Lamb: There are still record shops
        Merritt: Are there?
        Lamb: Rough Trade, have you been there? There's a big one in the east you should go there and hang out
        Merritt: What, now?
        Lamb: No not now, give me 10 minutes

        After asking what instruments Merritt uses on stage, Merritt saying he's into using a bouzouki, Lamb calls a bouzouki a bazooka for a limp laugh. Lamb asks how big the instrument is, Merritt says 'Carry on'. Lamb thinks that Merritt's being rude, but Merritt means it's 'carry on' size, e.g. he could carry it on a plane.

        It's basically a catalogue of ineptitude from Lamb.

        After Merritt's gone he then has a massive laugh with his cronies, who all decide that Merritt was being an awkward prick and Lamb says he was trying his hardest not to laugh in Merritt's face. The last comments made the whole thing even more embarrassing and bone-grindingly infuriating, as Lamb clearly has no idea that he was the one fucking up and Merritt was just reluctant to enter into Planet Braindead with him.

  • He should

    be on the radio MORE.

  • The man is an unbelievable knob.

    It's almost indescribable. He really does just research the bands/artists on Wikipedia about half an hour before, doesn't he?

    George and his cronies are an absolute poison on the airwaves...it's cringeworthy bollocks, he sounds like a complete amateur.

    • He's got

      luxurious hair though hasn't he?

      GREAT for radio.

    • The Stephin Merritt interview is

      a case in point. Lamb asked why Merritt uses distortion on his latest album and Merritt says, 'to sound more like the Jesus and Mary Chain'.

      Lamb then says, 'that's not what it says here. It says you put it on because your hearing is bad from too much loud music'. [Labours the point further]

      Merritt: 'Don't believe all that you read.'

      Lamb: 'Right then' [annoyed pause] 'moving on...'

      • Fuck me, how much of a moron can this guy be?

        Bazooka'ed them the death?
        Rant about giving an old teacher thanks in the sleevenotes

        Honestly, when you ask stupid questions and act like a total moron, people <MIGHT> get pissed off with you

        • But actually

          I don't think SM was pissed, he was just in shock at the state of the research done and the low level of toilet humour directed at him from Lamb

      • I'd love it if

        he turned out to be a really long standing joke 'turn' like Ali G and he actually has an encyclopedic knowledge of music.

        But it won't turn out that way. SHABBA and TING!

        I think he's harmless enough. He probably wears one of those tshirts that looks like a number plate and says 53XY

  • is it me

    or does anyone else hate the "why don't you just listen to something else" argument? if i want to hear one of my favourite bands (say oh i don't know, magnetic fields) in session there's only very very few places you can do that. and for someone like george lamb to completly destroy that is just disrespectful to the guest, the listeners and 6music to be quite honest - why invite him on the show in the first place if you don't give a damn?

    oh well.

  • does any body know...

    why they got rid of gideon coe??

    • Please consult

      conversations above about Lesley Douglas' rationale behind promoting George Lamb.

      It goes something like this:

      1. Women are more emotional than men
      2. Men are more into consulting sleevenotes and being 'musos'
      3. 6music is too number 2
      4. Therefore we'll employ George Lamb because he's
      4a. Funny
      he
      4b. Knows nothing about music
      and
      4c. Looks like an indie rock version of a Diet Coke advert

      Logicians need not even respond to that. The conclusions DON'T FOLLOW THE PREMISES.

      Thus more reason to hate Lamb and his mentor, director of 6music and Radio2 Lesley Douglas...and while you're at it, his management company John Noel Management, who have a monopoly on 6music presenters from 7am to 4pm and employ everyone connected with Big Brother.

      Power, corruption, lies

  • Anyone hear Lamb's rant about Late of the Pier?

    Tuesday 29th: listen again. He called them 'wazzocks' and threatened to permanently ruin their careers.

    • Yes

      it was hilarious and pathetic in equal measure. He wasn't joking either. He was doing his best wide boy impression, really trying to sound hard (and failing). Alas, you can'tlisten again. Because one of Late Of the Pier may have swore (though I thought they he was just saying the name of the next song they were going to play, 'Focker) its not available on iPlayer. How very convenient.
      Here are some highlights of his rant:


      1. The band were 'wazzocks' and 'mugs'

      2. He would tell everybody he knew not to have anything to do with them

      3. His 'hundreds and thousands' of listeners and 'millions' (!!!) who listed to him later on listen again would know what mugs the band were.

      4. The band 'wouldn't be around' next year.

      • i tuned in briefly for the first time

        and heard Metronomy and then David Bowie... which was pretty impressive.

        but this guy must be a cock is he knocks Late of the Pier. the focker.

        • Well

          I question how much choice he has in the music since he seems more intersted in dancehall music. And its irrelevant what band he was having a go at, it was the pathetic arrogance and ego of his rant. It was pure Partridge.

    • Late Of The Pier must be quaking in their boots

      because listeners to the George Lamb ordeal are surely their core audience...

  • I've been listening to him at work for the past two weeks....

    love it. great music (where else do you hear dancehall at 10am?!), funny guests. who cares that his humour is simple and immature? i like it.

    yes or no?

  • Do you remember...

    Mark & Lard?

    Very similar....

  • This...

    Soulwax Justice remix is awesome. Think they played it yesterday too.

  • George Lamb is

    STILL A TWAT

    and now he seems to be getting people banned from posting on the 6music messageboards. Fist_of_Onan, Infotainment and V_Moribund have all been banned in the last few days. There's some kind of purge going on, and the Facebook group 'Get George Lamb Off 6music!' has some ideas about the mechanism.

    Yet, not to take away from the general criticism, and just to say in an open, free forum:

    When George Lamb talks he reminds me of the noise Margaret Thatcher might make if she was being fisted by Norman Tebbitt in a paddling pool full of cockroaches and slugs.

    He's a terrible waste of oxygen.

  • facebook group with sense

    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18857716782

    get him over to Radio 1 so he can leave us the fuck alone.

    to quote Jarvis "in theory I respect your right to exist but I will kill ya if you move in next to me"

    • I had a good idea

      Next Glastonbury, go to a main stage headliner in the middle of the day. Set up several large 'George Lamb is a rubbish DJ' Flags/Banners. Position them in a triangle, near the front of the stage. And hand big badges to the front.

      They'd be a nightmare to edit out/avoid, especially on a live broadcast.

  • Kevin Bishop on the show today..

    ...and playing Mudhoney.

    Brilliant radio.

  • He's not still on it is he?!?!?!

    even after this epic thread god damn it!

    I dont realy listen to the radio...

  • Viz

    has a whole page on him this month (might not be in newsagents yet, I subscribe). It's fair to say it's a bit venomous. And very funny.

  • This thread is funny

  • get

    rid of that twatting horn.

    Please.

  • George Lamb

    Is funny. FACT.

    I'm surprised that the DIS readership isn't more open-minded.

    • is anyone else amazed...

      that this thread is still active?

      I dont like him, and therefore I dont listen to him.

      End of.

      • What an incredible

        logical conclusion you've come to there.

        It's amazing that so few here on DIS have realised the same thing. All these people that hate george lamb but still listen to his show, why?

        Mr 'filmaday' has unlocked the secret you've all been looking for!

        'If you don;t like something, don't do it!'

        Genius. WOW

        • think you're missing the point somewhat..

          Many people who listened to 6 musics previous to George Lamb would like a return to the way the daytime schedule was presented back then. Music, discussion and interviews all conducted by people who actually knew stuff about music, Gideon Coe, Vic McGlynn, Phil Jupitus etc etc.

          Not some stupid cunt blowing a horn and shouting shabba every 5 minutes.

          That is the POINT. Of course, if this lowbrow shit appeals to you then fill your boots.

          • I'd rather listen to George Lamb

            than bloody Nemone!

            She knows stuff about music, she has 'discussions' about it too. But it's dull as dishwater.

            On one show she asked people to text in with suggestions of what your favourite band's favourite sandwich would be.

            It's boring - but notice that I don't start threads about nemone, or spend all my time writing posts about how crap she is. I also turn off as soon as she comes on and find something else to do.

            Luckily she's off at the moment anyway.

        • why are you being a cunt?

          he's basically echoing what you said in the other thread: "if you don't like it, don't listen"

          for the record, i think george lamb is ace, but srsly, you're going off on one for nothing.

          • No one is going off on one,

            just expressing an opinion. CUNT.

            • I think he was reffering

              to me to be honest. Perhaps I laid the sarcasm on a bit thick.

              My point was that very few others on this thread have come to the same conclusion that you can avoid things you don't like if you want.

              However, a valid point is made below that if our only response is to just turn off, then things would get so much worse to the point where we wouldn't turn ON at all.

              The one thorn on the side of that argument is that, although the BBC won't release them, they do have listener numbers for every show. So if we all stopped listening, the ratings would plummet and the BBC would have to do something, surely.

              If all the decisions in the world were based on the opinions of those who kicked up the biggest fuss, we would be in a pretty shitty situation.

  • Suggestion;

    Now that Mike Diver's left DiS, can he have George Lamb's show?...

    • I'd support that ^^^^^

      to be honest, I don't think that many people are too chuffed with Nemone or Keaveny too. But at least they don't make me cringe every ten seconds. Things wrong with Lamb:

      1) that horrible cheesy radio voice. 6Music was supposed to be an alternative not just in music. I prefer DJs who speak like normal human beings, not like they've just swallowed a glassful of smug

      2) he's really laddie. He's like those annoying chavvy types who hang round bus shelters. Yes, I'm a man. I like women. Doesn't mean I want to hear some twat making sexist remarks and going on about 'chirpsing' women. There's a place for things like that. It's called Nuts TV. You're welcome to it.

      3) I heard him once say something along the lines of Sabotage by Beastie Boys being an influence on Afrika Bambatta and hip-hop music as a whole. Nuff said...

      4) Yes, humour is subjective, but in my opinion, just being random does not automatically equal being funny. Delivery and timing are important too. His approach seems to boil down to lame connections. "So The Coral...erm..what did you thik about Coral?"

      5) He's a return to old school horrible radio a la Steve Wright in his prime, with really naff and lazy sound effects every 10 seconds to cover up a complete lack of personality. And it's not ironic.

      6) I'm sure that he as good as admitted that he only too the 6Music job because he was turned down for another one. He's not the only one who lost out. He has no interest in being on 6Music. He'd rather be doing shit reality shows on BBC3 (which he does) and Big Brother (which he does). He doesn't want to be there, the majority of the listeners don't want him there....why is he there?

      I mean, I could go on...........

      • Shaun Keaveny doesn't deserve the abuse he's getting here

        He loves music and gets genuinely enthusiastic about it (though his tastes for disco and classic rock can be a little tiresome). He's not a Moyles/Lamb style 'banter' DJ (ie a twat) but he brings a little humour to the breakfast show, which is what you want to wake you up in the morning.

        Coe, Riley, Lamacq, Robinson and the like are great for the evenings but Keaveny is very well suited to what he does. To be spoken of in comparison to Lamb is to do him a real disservice.

        Lamb is an idiot who neither knows or cares about music and should be on Radio 1 if on radio/tv at all. People who listen to the rest of 6music's output are unlikely to be fans of his. But because his style of DJing (ie being a twat) is very popular, I can't see the Beeb getting rid of him in a hurry. They probably need him to boost 6music's listening figures enough to justify its continued existence.

      • .....

        the majority of listeners don't want him there? that's bollocks. why do you think people listen to him? why hasn't he been axed? because people like him. the same reason he's on big brother, because people like him.

        also, how do you know he doesn't want to be there? he absolutely loves being there! he's always so pumped to be on.

        the sort of sound effects and questions with guest is exactly the same as the thing people were praising with Mark & Lard. I actually think it's great.

        At the end of the day, you can listen to shite podcasts with boring fucks talking. Nemone, for instance.

        I personally think that Chris Moyles is a cunt, that's why I don't listen to him. If you don't like Lamb, don't listen.

        For me, he's quite funny, and he plays a superb range of eclectic tunes. THAT MAKES GOOD RADIO. Yes, somethings he does will piss people off, but who cares? Get over it, or just switch off. And just let us enjoy it.

        • If so many people listen to him

          then why do the BBC refuse to release figures for just his show?
          They don't axe him because Lesley Douglas will lose a lot of face. There is a petition of 3,500 people who want him off. Go read the 6Music message board. You'll learn a lot. And go read the keeplambin petition message board to learn what kind of braindead fucks like his show....present company excluded of course.
          And a lot of the people who hate Lamb aren't too fond of Nemone or Keaveny either. Especially since Keaveny, Lamb and Nemone are all represented by John Noel Management. Seems like they have a monopoly. But there's no petitions for Keaveny and Nemone because, however boring they may be, you know there's going to be a song very soon. Because the station is called 6Music. And at least they have an ok knowledge of music. Lamb goes on and on about shite. He also pleaded on air that people sign the petiton to keep him in. Pure Partridge.
          Why don't people just shut up and turn off? Because Lamb is merely the strongest sign that Lesley Douglas has lost the plot when it comes to 6Music. See her getting Alan Carr and some woman who used to be on Coronation St to cover for shows. We don't just shut up and turn off because if we don't voice our disapproval, soon we'll find we have to turn off more and more until we don't even turn on at all.
          Of course, at the end of the day, it's all subjective, yes. But he's pissed off enough people that there's a bigger furore than I can ever remember over a radio presenter. And add to that the almost exclusively bad press. Sure it's subjective but that's all got to count for something.

          • Also, I wouldn't say that BB fans liking him

            was exactly a compliment.

          • I accept that you don't like him...

            and the 3,500 others (wow) as well as the losers on the 6Music forum. But there's also alot of people that do like him.

            I would rather not watch "X Factor Uncut" or whatever, and would ITV2 put on Melvyn Bragg re-runs. But I'm not gonna kick up a fuss about it, 'cos I know there's people that wanna watch trash.

            I know Lamb is trash, but I love it. He is a funny fucker (I think people take him too seriously) and he does play good music. I also love the fact that people on here and stupid Facebook groups are getting their knickers in a twist. Get over it. And as I've said, switch it off. I think Jo Whiley's on the other side? She's mega alternative and v.knowedgable.

            • Did you actually read the post two above that you replied to?

              You don't address the points Binary Star made.

              "We don't just shut up and turn off because if we don't voice our disapproval, soon we'll find we have to turn off more and more until we don't even turn on at all."

              That is the reason people are objecting.

              As for the crap on ITV and ITV 2, then yes you can turn off (or over) and watch something more to your tastes on the hundreds of other channels. There are alternatives. What reasonable alternative is there to 6Music? This is why people like Lamb shouldn't be there - there is a place for him on tens of other programmes and stations.

              I'm sure people that watch BBC4 would soon object if George Lamb started presenting Big Brother's, Little Sister's, Cat's Furball on there or whatever. He just doesn't fit in.

  • bbc 6 is now only ever

    background noise until marc riley and gideon coe

    keaveney isnt too bad but he was disgustingly sychophantic with noel gallagher the other day which put me off a bit. and he's a bit try hard with his big words

    george lamb i actually dont mind after despising him. of course the dream period was jupitus then coe, but i dont mind the irreverance to the music and guests because the music is routinely shit before seven anyway. he is better than simpering fucking nemone..'ooh how was youre weekend guys...blah fucking blah'. she makes my skull itch.

  • Yes

    George Lamb should be killed.

  • mm

    he is beautiful

  • 6music is so irrepressably dull

    his is the only show I notice there is actually a dj on. God the evening guy who does sessions is depressed.
    GEORGE LAMB IS ALRIGHT
    I like how he is extremely rude to every guest, it's like he's the first test on the road to celebrity

  • The thing I don't get

    is how he looks so much like Alex Zane, and gets away like dressing like him, and practically being him, all the time. I feel I can actually contribute to this thread now after seeing him for the first time on some stupid 'Living Autopsy' programme the other day.

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