"The Fall are on Jools Holland's show next week.
Mark E Smith is the only artist in the history
of the show to have a clause in his contract
inserted to state that Jools will not play
boogie-woogie piano over any of his songs.

He also delayed filming several times by wandering in and out of shot, calling Robert Plant 'cunty' and just generally behaving like what he is, The Last Great Englishman…..Robert Plant turned up in a bullet-proof limo, the Fall were transported by Salford Van Hire…oh and the Go-Team kept fucking up much to the annoyance of all."

What can I say? Legend.