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girl im ready to toss ur salad
You're not going to bang a load of coke and fuck some 14 year olds are you? That's what R Kelly does before every challenge cup final.
I'm just eating a cheese sandwich and brewing a tea.
I don't go in for such shinannigans.
R kelly in the kitchen and watch 'don't let R kelly in your Kitchen!'
he just doesn't fucking learn does he
That final section of "humps" was just excruciating. Brent like.
is the part when you hear in the background the gospel choir are all 'your tomatoes!'
R Kelly didn't "fuck some 14 year olds". He is accused of urinating on a 14 year old, an accusation both he AND the girl in question, vehemently deny. And it's not even gone to trial yet.
Don't go fuck a 14 year old over it.
It's so nice to be called such wonderful things on a Bank Holiday.
Hope you have a good working week, and take your lovely attitude wherever you go.
watch that video - he's clearly a tosser of the highest order.
also isn't there video evidence of what he 's been accused of?
you clearly know nothing of the man or his work, so why bother to comment? It's well documented that both parties deny being in the video, and that the video is hardly conclusive as to the identity of those involved.
fucking hell you're a cunt. why do you care so much - it was just a passing a comment. if you think someone who feels the need to simulate 'humping' to a backing of orchestral hits isn't slightly pathetic fair enough. however, someone who has had a lot of media attention due to accusations of sleeping with (and pissing on) minors, should surely be keeping a lower profile. i can't believe it hasn't come to trial yet - but it's america - if you've got money you're almost invincible.
and unfotunately i do know his 'work' - i try to keep a distance.
ps. his hero's ronald mcdonald ...
because fucking morons like you feel the need to pass judgement on someone without knowing the most basic of facts. And if you can't see the underlying humour in "sex in the kitchen"...
it's not funny and it's hardly 'underlying' is it. i'm not passing judgement on him because of his allegations but because of that video - which i'm entitled to do, it's my opinion - it's no different to people criticising richard archer of hard fi for his over the top gurning.
either way - what annoys me most about r kelly is the shite he puts out music wise - have you heard 'same girl' (or whatever it's called), it's embarassing. same goes for pretty much everything he's done for years. the song about happy people is good though lol. he needs new ideas big time
a Postal Service and Ryans Adams fan complaining about R Kelly releasing "shite" music? Double standards surely? As for Same Girl, it's hardly the pinnacle of his career, but far from "embarrassing". Since these allegations (and the ensuing jokes from Dave Chappelle et al) R's work has taken on a different complexion, one with a keen sense of humour, and awareness of his profile. He's far more creative than you credit him for.
when all these allegations come to court.
There's an underlying humour to R Kelly tunes?
Is it reflexive? Ironic? Or just plain finger pointing AT the man himself?
I'm sorry, maybe I missed a meeting.......is R Kelly ment to be good?
Erm, YES. Try watching Trapped in the closet for starters...
He might have sex with underage girls and be Preening R&B God Exhibit A, but sing 'spatula' in a funny way and it's all OK.
You've missed the point entirely.
It makes me actually want to listen to the fool so I can avoid writing on it any more.
There are far more less insipid R&B artists in this world today for us all to listen to.
Lets just leave Mr. Kelly alone in his dungeon, so he can be funny and do gangsta style monologues in the mirror a la Travis Bickle.