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Looks to be going the same way as all them other mockney birds....spare us.
That really is hellish.
Did you listen to 'Ode to Gilbert'?
It's the sort of thing they play on a loop in Guantanamo to break the prisoners.
I don't want to get involved in this debate, but using the phrase "has her grade eight on piano" in anyone's defence is the greatest thing in the world, ever.
I've got grade three recorder. Can someone tell me my optimum chart position please?
...I think they generally arrived there of their own volition - well, OK, Lily had some help.
What you ARE going to get now, though, is cynical record companies scouring Myspace for stuff...
I would head to Cash Converters in Truro (I assume there's one in that sprawling metropolis!) pick up a battered old acoustic guitar and a Casio keyboard and get to work.
You can just copy the Lily Nash/Kate Allen format wholesale, but, sing in a West Country accent instead.
'I think your new girlfriend must eat a lot of pasties/Cos' she's a bit of a fatty' etc etc
Possibly a song where you're wandering through Padstow commenting in a laconic way about yuppies, yachties and Rick Stein!
It's the next big thing.
that's a genius idea. I can't even sing, so it'll be all the more "quirky" and "quintessential".
Are these creatures grown in a factory farm like the Pod greenhouse at the climax of the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Thats what needs to be burnt to the ground - go get 'em Mr Sutherland (Donald, not Kiefer).
have you heard Bill Oddie's daughter Rosie before?
Manchester's Lucy and The Caterpillar is quite good..
no more girly piano singers