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pisstank - punching your girlfriend's cunt till it bleeds
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venetian snares - sporto fucking sellout cocksuckerface
Girlfriends's Need To Be Successful Is Driven By Physically Abusive Father - Bulimia As Side Effect
Shotgun Held To Face By A Severely Crosseyed Addict While Attempting To Physically Remove Girlfriend From Known Drug House
also by Bloodyminded
'Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was and Begins To Groan'
The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You're Going To Have To Leave Now, Or...
By Sufjan Stevens.
In fact, anything off Illinois.
it sooooooooooooooooooooo isn't
(i dont actually own this song lol)
not the funniest titles
but fairly ridiculously long
Stunt Rock - I've Really Lost It Because This Shit Is Starting To Sound Like A Washed Up, Half-Assed, Fatboy Slim Ripoff With A 12 Year Old's Sense of Humour.
Or words to that effect.
There's a hole with no bottom...
- 5ive - Teluric in Transudate
- Acid Mothers Temple - Planet Pussy Virgo / The Tombstone Phantom Drifter / Welcome To The New Life In The Raw
- Anal Cunt - The Only Reason Men Talk to You Is They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
- Autechre - ccec
- Behold... The Arctopus - You Will Be Reincarnated as an Imperial Attack Spaceturtle
- Fantomas - 04-15-05 Friday
- The Feud - Sometimes... Few Dingo
- Magma - Da Zeuhl Wortz Mekanïk
- Naked City - Jazz Snob Eat Shit
- The Roots - !!!!!!!
- Skullduggery - Dismembered In The Name Of Satan
- The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Cliff Burton Surprise
...they just keep comin'!
"Florida (Is Shaped Like a Big Droopy Dick for a Reason)".
"Sometimes My Balls Feel Like Tits"
i just snuck a retard into a sperm bank
hitler was a sensitive guy
"Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form"
"Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy"
"Solar Panel Asses"
"Earwax Halo Manufactured For the Champion in All of Us"
"Wet Dream War Machine"
"Listen, the Mighty Ear is Here"
"Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?"
"How to Become a Virgin"
"Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better"
"Late For a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet"
"File Under 'Softcore Seizures'"
"Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?"
"The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office"
"Pulling the Christmas Pig By the Wrong Pair of Ears"
"Can We Please Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?"
"Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch"
"Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur"
"Captain Gaydar it's Time to Wind Your Clock Again"
"Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out of My Bed"
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
by Riding Shotgun, By Starlight, with the Ominous Sigh......!
but a favourite recent one is on Stars of the Lid's latest album, and that's 'December Hunting For Vegetarian Fuck Face'.