1. Janet Jackson - Together again (insipid shite)
2. Barry White - My first, my last, my everything (i'm getting angry just typing that...)
3. Akon - Lonely (Makes the crazy frog acceptable)
4. Elevator - U2 (the tune is dire; the lyrics... sheesh)
5. clap your hands! - cyhsy (good band, terrible terrible intro)
near misses; oasis's singles off of "Be here now" barring "D'yer know I mean?", Damien Rice's entire first record, Fratelli's "Chelsea Dagger" and Arcade Fire "My body is a cage"