Mr Conrad Keely on trailofdead.com: "I've been getting a lot of people asking me are the rumors true, is ...Trail of Dead going to break up? Yes, it's true, the band will break up, eventually. Unless they can find a drug that will keep us alive forever, like the one Keith Richards takes (I believe you have to snort dead people's ashes). Are we breaking up anytime soon? No. Sorry to disappoint you. That means, for all those people who've asked for our autographs, they won't be worth anything for a long time yet, so keep your day job."
I'd just like to say Ha! In your face Diver and your poncy Koko review! That's all.