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Touch Me I'm Sick
When Your Number Isn't Up
Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck
Ultimate Ass Kicking
Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues
To Hell With Good Intentions
KKKitchens What Were You Thinking?
The World Loves Us And Is Our Bitch
Without MSG I Am Nothing
Fuck This Band
Alan Is A Cowboy Killer
with song titles
and so so many more. i love mclusky
ooh and sufjan stevens has some pretty awesome song titles too.
Those are just a budget Anal Cunt.
But calling a concept album about witches 'They Were Wrong, So We Drowned' was unparalled dark humour genius.
I was gonna say Liars.
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Farting With A Walkman On
You're Pretty When Im Drunk
We Like Meat
You'll Be Happier With Lower Standards
Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are
And Your Grandparents Slowly Die
Oh God! Everybody's Dead!
but I have no idea what it means?
Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper and Reading Material While On The Toilet
(or anything from that album, in fact)
And Giraffe, Natural Enemies
Mariah Carey and the Arthur Doyle Handcream
Death and the Maiden
Whip you with a Strap
Don't Worry, If Your Nerves Snap You Can Tie Them To A Fragment Of The Universe
and along similar lines:
A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From the Centre of the Ultraworld
Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up
They Threw Me Out Of Church
I Broke Out Your Windshield
Suck A Caribou's Ass
Make My Joyplane Crash And Burn
My Keyboard Got Damaged
My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
Suck A Polar Bear's Dick
is better. Happiness is fucked up though.
You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes And You Get What You Deserve
The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
Wet Dream War Machine
Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
just a few gems
We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit.
Priest With Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed!
is my personal fave.
The Night Pocahotass Spread Her Land O’ Lakes
and the previously mentioned 'You've had more kids...etc'
"All My Friends Are Going Death"
'Some Girls HAve All The Fuck'
Funeral for a Friend :S - she drove me to daytime Tv