Why do you idiots live in London? You are in the wrong place. Yesterday evening, Tuesday, I went to the King Edward Inn and saw and listened to the continually marvellous Mills and Boon, with a new song, who were as stunning as always, and Concrete Belly who constructed his songs on stage with an array of guitars and all that clever sampling shit, and then Blakfish, who, despite one guitarist having a guitar failure and resorting to growling into a mic guitarless until he dropped the mic, were awesome, and, subsequently, are added to my list of amazing Birmingham bands. And, all you Londoners are missing all this. Birmingham is the future of rock music.