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broke up last year... I miss it, and plan to get in another at Uni.
www.myspace.com/narcissism - a couple of poor recordings, never did a lot in particular!
I'd also imagine lots of people aren't in bands for the simple reason that they don't want to be in a band.
I am not in a band because I am lazy and can't play any musical instruments.
you play the bass even better than most girls do.
that's the best backhanded compliment I've seen all day! :)
Well, I don't know if that's true. Girls are awesome bassists. I always said if I was in a band and they wanted to replace me with a girl, I'd totally step aside for the good of the group. SEMPER FIDELIS!
because it's easy to learn the basics. But to be really good requires big fucking hands, que no?
But I agree. Who needs fancy shmancy basslines when you've got a really hot chick in a mini-skirt playing root notes? ;)
It's been said: My hands are quite massive.
And she was playing the bass like a guitar so I dunno if that counts..
..but let's face it: her right breast resting on the bass was pretty great musicianship.
I stand corrected. :)
so I choose to criticise music instead, which I find a lot of fun.
cos I can't find anyone talented enough to leach off of.
And also cos im a social recluse and dont want to seek out people and none of my friends are up for it.
but we make music silently so far
...because nobody wants a professional handclapper.
might be hiring. Canada's kinda cold, though.
...my artistic integrity.
everywhere across canada today the temperatures are between +20 celcius and +28 celcius! (except for the far north of course!)
as a result it seems like a bit to much hassle.
i'd learn guitar, but i'd just be rubbish and i love music too much to realise i'm mediocre at it..
Never stopped Morrissey.
I have no friends who would be in a band with me. And my solo stuff is too mindblowingly amazing to subject people to. They'd die of amnazement, and stuff.
my mother died of amnazement of the lower kidney :(
because I can't play anything, except the kazoo and a tiny electric drumkit and there isn't much demand for it, sadly.
I invite you to join my childhood band, The Pitch Invasion, for our planned 2008 reformation tour.
Boston - some pub
Woodhall Spa golfcourse
Somewhere under that big bridge in Hull
London BRNLV Club
FUCK YOU ANYWHERE WEST OF PETERBOROUGH.
You ain't earned the 'Invasion.
that should be a larf.
if we played 'that bridge in (or near, or on the way to, or whatever, pedant fans) Hull', we could cover the Chili Peppers.
Humber The Bridge? NO? NO? Fuck you.
the Humber Bridge just collapsed.
for attempting to isolate the people of Hull from the rest of the country.
cos i can't sing nor play an instrument
I tend to scare everyone away before I can do group noise.
crossed with fear of nobody liking the bands I want to shamelessly rip off.
I might be playing bass in a metal band soon though. Even though I don't have a bass yet. That could be fun.
I would never get past the practice stage through fear of performing in public.
I have a guitar and i can noodle about on it a little bit, but i am actually pretty darned rubbish. I'm just too lazy to learn properly.
Technically, I was in a band at school. Me and me mates decided we would form a band. We were dead serious and even asked the music teacher about using the school equipment. There were about 6 of us i think and it kinda fell apart when we realised that all of us wanted to be lead guitarist. The band lasted all of 4 hours.
because i cant fit a drum kit into halls.
a band, but im pretty good on the bass. i guess i havent got the image to be in a band :(
I know loads of people in bands who are older than 36!
a) No desire to regurgitate my musical interests in a lesser form
b) Fear of performing in front of a crowd of any size
c) Doubts over my musical ability
d) All your friends are in bands and you're obliged to say "Oh yeah you were really great, nice one, etc." no matter what you really thought of them, and I dont want that at all.
In a nutshell.
Is still a solo project
So no :(