Since I'm local(ish), I should be getting priority on tickets, so I registered. That line-up isn't even worth calling names, so I signed up with the sole intention of selling them on eBay for large amounts.

I'm not doing it for the money - I'm doing it so someone from outside of this area has just as much a chance of getting tickets as anyone else.

I also won't lose any money.

I can't really lose, can I?