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should be shot. Or fed to giant lizards.
can't you cover this? Like a report on a report? Proper gonzo that would be.
I thought he was gonna say the lizard spoke to him or something morman-like...
Really is a great story.
Just laying on the bed. It made me wanna puke!" Said the lizard, yesterday.
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The Jesus Lizard? Their drug fuelled rocking scared the poor mormon.
(Exeunt the lizard)
The best news story has to be The Onion's:
"God Answers Somalian Boys Prayer. "No", says God".
Or something like that.
"God Gives Shout-Out To All His Loyal Niggaz" is my favourite Onion headline
You havent been paying any attention to what Mr. Icke says, have you?