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no one seems to have mentioned this yet
(I still reckon Courtney did it)
13 years ago today
died April 5th - found dead April 8th but ...
thanks for lying to me BBC!
start a 'no they weren't' 'yes they were argument' ?
Well, your mum's so fat....
I've forgotten the punchline. damn
I've nearly got one..
Probably died April 5th
same day as Layne Staley
that's what I said up there^
the BBC lied to me
Because nobody fucking cared!
they thought he was in LA.
I was (am) a big Nirvana fan. Read all the books etc...
'Your mum's so fat' joke for me to use please?
Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water
Your mum's so fat, she wore an X-Files t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
Yo mama so fat that when ahe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your mum is so fat, she shows up on Radar.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
I thought Helicopters landed on the letter H.
I like your mum jokes it seems.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your mum is so fat she got a part in the new Indiana Jones film, as the big rolling ball.
Your mum is so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is the moon.
is always better than your mum.
she got a flesh eating disease and the doc gave her ten years to live!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
she sit next to EVERYONE in class!
she is at risk of obesity-related afflictions such as diabetes
when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
it looks like she has a hippy in a headlock.
that she has low self-esteem
is what Kurdt would have wanted.
Your momma's so smelly..
fuck. my brain just doesn't work this way..
It had to happen. American rock hasn't been good since the 60's, in all fairness. British bands needed to step in once again and save the public from the wave of tedium coming from across the Atlantic.
All those 'grunge bands': nirvana, scorpions, queensryche, soundgarden, bon jovi:
only britpop/rock could save our ears from that onslaught.
Only Nu-Metal could save us from that onslaught. I cut my ears off circa 1999 after the release of Chocolate Starfish, haven't been bothered by a note of Queensryche since. Causes problems when wearing my spectacles, mind.
would make me look ridiculous.
Two monocles on the other hand....distinguished x2
Your mama so poor, when I see her kicking a can down the street and ask her what she doing, she tell me: 'moving'.
Its a little bit cowardly. Its also crap towards people who are living a really bad life, scratching around in some field in Africa. They'd give anything to live the life of a rich American. And he just threw it away.
is the one trite piece of received wisdom I can think of that I genuinely believe in.
Its not just the fact he was rich. Its the fact he was living a careless life, where he didn't have to worry about anything serious. I think life quality in a country like the US or Western Europe is extremely precious, and people should value the chance they've got, as oppposed to someone born into a third world country where they'll probably die before they're 10.