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Most punchable recording artist of all time?

restlessboy [Edit] [Delete] 65 replies 10:40, 30 March '07

Who would you never get tired of punching? Who's face could you happily pummel until your knuckles were sore and their cheeks were swollen and torn? Who is so offensive to you that you would drink loads of red bull just to stay up and carry on punching them even though you'd be knackered in work the next day?

for me: Phil Collins. Potato headed insincere talentless drivelling cunt.

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  • It used to be that Spitball woman out of Texas

    Now it's Joss Stone. Although rather amusingly according to this thread I found recently: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/178361

    it looks like I would also like to 'do' her as well. Perhaps punch her and 'do' her at the same time. That'd be 'fun'.

    JohnM | 30 Mar '07, 11:06 | X
  • pete doherty

    sarkyfox | 30 Mar '07, 11:08 | X
  • I'll give you a

    Phil Collins and I'll raise you a Lee Latchford Evans, of Steps fame. What a monstrosity of a human being.

    ChicCharnley | 30 Mar '07, 11:08 | X
    • lars ulrich

      fo' sure.

      guntrip | 30 Mar '07, 11:13 | X
      • Liam Gallagher

        I would never tire of stamping on his stupid fucking face.

        EJamesB @guntrip | 30 Mar '07, 11:33 | X
        • NEIL HANNON

          ALTHOUGH P WOLF RUNS IT PRETTY CLOSE

          thebigmusic @EJamesB | 30 Mar '07, 11:36 | X
    • MIDGE URE

      SO MIDGE URE

      meths | 30 Mar '07, 11:38 | X
    • singer

      from the Kaiser Chiefs, smug faced twat.

      StaceySailplane | 30 Mar '07, 11:40 | X
    • James Blunt

      Mika
      James Morrison
      Chris de Burgh
      Robbie Williams
      Toby Keith
      Lars Ulrich
      Billy Corgan

      colonol_k | 30 Mar '07, 11:42 | X
    • Sting,

      Always Sting

      Taylor123 | 30 Mar '07, 11:48 | X
      • well...

        trent reznor needs a damn good slapping but is a minor evil...

        Mick Jagger. Definitely. Time making music 0.001% time going to meetings and discussing making money 99.999% what a waste of space.

        amyblue @Taylor123 | 30 Mar '07, 12:01 | X
        • trent reznor

          you bitch. I killer you!

          lemonbrickcombo @amyblue | 30 Mar '07, 13:20 | X
          • SRSLY

            amputee-porn @lemonbrickcombo | 30 Mar '07, 15:23 | X
      • Mat MBA says Dominic Masters

        "and you can clock that one up 150%. I'd punch him so hard it'd rattle his ancestors."

        Good call.

        SeymourMBA @Taylor123 | 30 Mar '07, 12:18 | X
        • I worked mine out using a mathematical formula:

          (Painfully awful music + Inexplicable massive popularity) x Total cock anyway = Johnny Borrell fo' sho'.

          SeymourMBA @SeymourMBA | 30 Mar '07, 12:20 | X
    • So

      I'm the only one who likes hitting women then?

      JohnM | 30 Mar '07, 12:00 | X
      • ....

        ohh god gotta be get cape man i hate him and his shite shite shite songs....his face literally repulses me

        computerman5 @JohnM | 30 Mar '07, 12:06 | X
    • Inspired choice sir!

      Yes, he's a cunt. But please, use your imagination.

      Bundoz @zen-arcade | 30 Mar '07, 14:33 | X
    • Bryan Adams.

      In the face.

      Sonic_James_Doom | 30 Mar '07, 12:14 | X
      • oh now come on

        the gods of awful acne-scarring have already been beating on him! Someone else can surely get a good beating.

        JonnyRockstar @Sonic_James_Doom | 30 Mar '07, 12:38 | X
        • Patrick Wolf without a doubt

          If there is ever another Rocky film then he should be the antagonist.

          Acquiescence @JonnyRockstar | 30 Mar '07, 12:42 | X
    • easy :

      Pascal Obispo !

      lyle | 30 Mar '07, 12:46 | X
    • 2 words

      Mick

      and

      Hucknall

      roastthemonaspit | 30 Mar '07, 12:48 | X
      • I'm with you

        Mick Hucknall, stamp on his head

        starshaped @roastthemonaspit | 30 Mar '07, 13:06 | X
        • I really hope that my poor

          punctuation above doesn't make it sound as if I'm siding with Hucknall to stamp on roastthemonaspit's head.

          starshaped @starshaped | 30 Mar '07, 13:07 | X
          • SHHHHHH!!!!

            BAN THIS FILTH!!!

            Jamie_Summers @starshaped | 30 Mar '07, 13:41 | X
    • oh and

      Jay Kay

      roastthemonaspit | 30 Mar '07, 12:49 | X
    • The lead singer of New Found Glory.

      I'd love to twat him in the face. With a large baseball bat.

      http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2004/large/New_Found_Glory_-_Photo_Shoot_-_2_lg.6040490.jpg

      he's the one sticking his fingers up.

      james_delve | 30 Mar '07, 12:51 | X
      • even better!

        http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-08/25156772.jpg

        james_delve @james_delve | 30 Mar '07, 12:51 | X
        • Joss Stone

          Is just annoying!

          She looks annoying
          She sounds annoying
          and shes spreading varroucas but not wearing shoes! The bish!

          Yesiamaduck @james_delve | 30 Mar '07, 13:32 | X
          • I Say Sting as well

            Also: he's not a recording artist that I know of, but 'Doctor' Neil Fox would be at the top of my list anyway! The smug git.
            Just thought I'd add that.

            The_Notorious_BFG @Yesiamaduck | 30 Mar '07, 13:37 | X
            • Bobby Gillespie...

              ....right after id pulped the boat of that other astronomically over-rated talent-free sack of shit, Ian Brown!...come to me my crybaby Roses/Scream children!

              Bundoz @herestosmokin | 30 Mar '07, 14:30 | X
            • definatly Zane Lowe

              Also Pete Doherty, Carl Barat, Colin Murray, Mika, Bono, Alex Turner, that guy from the Twang.....god. im not in a good mood today

              Annoying_person @herestosmokin | 30 Mar '07, 14:33 | X
            • Mick Hucknall

              James Blunt
              Natasha Bedingfield

              Ruby_Tuesday @Jack_El_Biscuit | 30 Mar '07, 15:22 | X
            • I'd suicide bomb The Twang

              amputee-porn | 30 Mar '07, 15:26 | X
              • .

                bono bono bono

                maddix85 @amputee-porn | 30 Mar '07, 15:42 | X
                • ooh bit controversial

                  Morrisey.

                  Don't suicide bomb me, man...!

                  amyblue @maddix85 | 30 Mar '07, 15:59 | X
                  • I can't agree with

                    Phil Collins. He may have sung some toss in the 80's and generally been a cunt but he's an ace drummer and he demonstrated some of this on various Eno records & for that I can't beat him.

                    Johnny Borrell on the other hand needs a fucking panel beating. His face just sends out a note to the world saying 'You are cordially invited to punch, kick, slash, scratch and defecate on my vacant gormless teeth-like-a-blitzed-out-graveyard face. RSVP'. That's before he's even opened his mouth to speak. Which is even before he's pick up a guitar. Which is even before he's grabbed a plectrum to strum and sing the most drippy, insipid, balless, unispired, retarded ANNOYINGLY AWFULLY SHITCUNTBAGGED TUNE that is 'America'.

                    Engels @amyblue | 30 Mar '07, 16:12 | X
                    • Steve Craddock - OCS

                      with his "stuck in the mod 60's fashions" - total nob

                      Fehu @Engels | 30 Mar '07, 17:04 | X
                    • Oh, but he's lovely really

                      except that he's not and you're totally right

                      grundylezimbra @Engels | 30 Mar '07, 17:20 | X
                      • Tim Burgess

                        if that's the bloke from the charlatans.

                        Robbie fucking Williams too.

                        The_Dave @grundylezimbra | 30 Mar '07, 17:35 | X
                  • I wont bomb you

                    i'll help you smash his pretentious face in. Then after that i would move on to Gerard Way, for tricking millions of teenage girls into thinking sub standard, queen humping, self fallating goth bollocks "like rocks man". Then just for the hell of it I would punch the singer from Ripchord, the trendy fuckwit.

                    DeLarge @amyblue | 1 Apr '07, 14:53 | X
            • Fred Durst or

              Conor Oberst

              Placid_Casual | 30 Mar '07, 21:23 | X
              • Wow, those names rhyme.

                Coincidence?

                G-funk @Placid_Casual | 30 Mar '07, 21:43 | X
                • Noel Gallalalalallaager.

                  And maybe Bono. And the person who founded the Fratellis.

                  And also Mika.
                  And maybe Gerhard Way.

                  And those poxy Entré Shitari chaps.

                  loque | 31 Mar '07, 02:00 | X
                  • And Zane LOL.

                    "Whohohohohohohohohohoho, hottest rekord in the world toDIE"..

                    loque @loque | 31 Mar '07, 02:01 | X
                • well

                  Sting for crimes against music.

                  Robbie Williams for crimes against smugness. (BTW James Blunt really has been running this one close recently.)

                  MEGAtron | 31 Mar '07, 02:07 | X
                  • bono

                    moodiejg @MEGAtron | 31 Mar '07, 02:47 | X
                • no question

                  morrissey.

                  lemonbrickcombo | 31 Mar '07, 02:49 | X
                • Not a recording artist

                  but I could so easily beat seven shades of shit out of Tony Wilson.

                  Zapsta | 31 Mar '07, 02:54 | X
                  • I like Tony Wilson

                    a lot. He is okay.

                    MEGAtron @Zapsta | 31 Mar '07, 03:01 | X
                    • I *really* don't

                      Every time he's interviewed on the radio, he makes me cringe, usually because he thinks he's still got his finger on the pulse of new music when he tends to just talk utter bollocks. Well, I say "still"... The Happy Mondays? Urgh.

                      Zapsta @MEGAtron | 31 Mar '07, 03:29 | X
                • .

                  BONO

                  isibuko | 31 Mar '07, 03:34 | X
                • anyone from Primal Scream

                  anyone from the Stone Roses

                  The Stone Roses weren't bad, but I do want to end Ian Brown's life.

                  deadcats | 31 Mar '07, 12:52 | X
                  • Tim Westwood

                    It's only just occured to me, but the 'Big Dog' has to be the biggest, most punchable, smug, cuntymuffin that has ever walked the face of the earth. He's also released albums of his 'mixes' so he kind of counts as a recording artist.

                    Kill. Westwood. Now.

                    Sonic_James_Doom | 1 Apr '07, 14:30 | X
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