Fall out boy, and PATD and other such bands, are notorious for their pun song titles.
Points are awarded for contrived irony/angst/pun-age/emoness/ and the length:pun ratio
yesterday I came up with "absinthe makes the heart grow fonder"
y'know, like "absence makes the heart grow fonder"
Plenty of angst, see: heart, plenty of emo ness, see:absinthe (hinting at drinking problem), and the whole thing is a pun.
I would give it 7/10
make your own.