I was watching the Long Blondes on Sunday at the Academy 2 in Manchester.
And I went for a piss while the crappy supports were on. I almost had a heart attack.
Out of the toilet cubicals steps this 7ft creature with bright pink hair, in a children's blazer with these tiny hotpants on and a load of sellotape all over his stomach.
He's the most strange looking person I've ever seen.
But I've only ever heard one song. If I like 'The Libertine', will I like the rest? I can't be arsed downloading them if not, so I'm just after a nod in his direction, or a shake of head, in the opposite direction.