I have just been spending a ridiculous amount of time laughing at the misheard lyrics on this site. I suppose I am very geeky, but some of them are downright hilarious. For instance:
R.E.M "Everybody Hurts":
"Don't throw your ham"
Biffy Clyro "The Kids From Kibble..."
"Do you believe in eye care?"
Queens Of The Stone Age "The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret":
"Whatever you do/don't tell on your mom"
"I used to fly like a pizza pan"
As I said, juvenile, but very funny. I guess I should call this an opportunity to make this a favourite misherd lyrics thread.