I've written one of the above and am rather happy with it.
It's on www.myspace.com/tradinginsults and is the song called "Sarah Vincent".
I'm not especially looking for feedback or owt (I'm pleased with it but know full well some people will like it and others won't) but I'm rather happy with how it sounds so I thought I'd tell people it exists. My songs tend to be produced by a guy called Ian who played guitar in Death in Vegas and I let him have a free hand with it so I tend to be surprised by the results but I certainly think this is a good piece of work on his part, regardless of whether or not I've written a decent song.
Anyway I thought I'd tell people it exists. If you're deciding whether it's likely to be your thing or not it's worth mentioning that people who like Nick Cave or Jonathan Richman or Daniel Johnston or people like that are more likely to enjoy my songs than people who don't. People who care deeply about whether the singer's in tune tend not to like my music at all!