I was on the bus to work today, a 70 minute ordeal which is like the bus of the damned through the armpits of Lancashire, one town is so inbred everyone is conjoined. Anyway, I'm off topic.
We passed through Blackburn, and on gets a fella. More rotund that myself. And I knew his big face.
It was Tiny from Ultrasound.
He looks like he works in an office.
It was 100% him, but I was too afraid to speak to him due to the amazing amount of inbred slurring in a John Merrick style revolting against the alternative music that they dispise.
In those parts, you get slaughtered for not liking this MC-ing they rave about.
I wonder what other NME "stars of the future" are doing now.