Umm, bout a month ago, by a lovely gal who told me she could do a ping pong ball trick - turns out she was lying. However she is gorgeous, funny and cool as...so we're going out a fair bit when she's back from Uni...I think it's chatted up - she asked a mutual friend to ask me to go over as she wanted to talk to me. Does this count?
I won't bore you with all the soppy details of the inbetween.
I make a habit of getting involved with women who I find aesthetically pleasing but who turn out to be even more wired up to a custard cream than I am.
It makes for exciting times and decent anecdotes, though, like the ex who attacked me and got her finger jammed in my eyesocket and the one who got upside my head with an iron bar.
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Good call. One of the former Ms. Bamos' got carted away in a police car for near enough GBH'ing me in a nightclub. And this was after we'd split up. Slag. All for the crime of talking to my mates' flatmate. Women!
I don't really get chatted up. I accidentally gave someone the impression I was chatting them up on Friday. Then my flatmate thought it was hilarious to give him my number. So now I'm not answering my phone unless I recognise the number - the cowardice....
The one who attacked me with the iron bar got arrested for police assault while I was being ambulanced off to get my stupid head fixed. She managed to slip her cuffs and punched another cop in the car :-)
I cannot think of any point in 27 years where I've been chatted up. Now, I can see how that would lead you to believe that I must be a 27 year old virgin and, if I'm honest, I'm not sure I care what you think. However, I can't think of one point where I've been chatted up. As for chatting someone else up, the idea seemed so alien to me I would rather put wasps up my arse...
No desire to be chatted up, but then I don't think I expressed one. The thought of being chatted up seems as bad as trying to chat someone up, a real rabbit in the headlights job
right, i see what you mean. we should go to leicester square and hang out in london's biggest meat market, the equinox. and if we don't get chatted up there, well, then there's no hope.
I went out with mates to places that they always used to call meat markets, just made me wonder what it was about me when I came out having not pulled. Though I did tend to go out with live badgers in my pockets.
Not really.
Speaking presonally, marmite probably doesn't help. Though there do seem to be many people out there that actually like the stuff.......
Yeah but no but yeah but no but, Jessica Davies don't count right cos she went down the arcade with Darren Brown which was bang out of order cos Darren said I fancy Brian which ain't true cos Brian ain't brushed his teeth since Gemma's party
I was going to reply something equally as Vicky Pollard esque, but I got gazumped. I'll have to settle for the fourteen year old boy insult staple of 'She's got an ironing board chest, what would you wanna tongue her for?'
I only insulted them when I was a young boy. Nowadays, I'm quite enamoured with the less endowed lady. It doesn't bother me as much as it did when the girls of my age clearly had none!
Well it wasn't quite like that....it was "Oi, that girl wants to talk to you" and I had seen her looking at me but I thought I'd probably pissed her off as I tend to talk a load of shite (about guitars and music) when I'm pissed (and sober) and well I thought I must have pissed her off as she's beautiful. We chatted for a few mins, I mentioned Thailand, She mentioned ping pong balls and it went from there :p
I hardly ever get chatted up, but I like to think it’s because I’m usually out with male friends so everybody thinks I’m already taken…obviously – well, I have to console myself somehow… ;-)
Last time was a couple of weeks ago by a friend of a friend.
Don’t think he was really serious though, so it probably doesn’t count. Think he just sees me as a challenge because he isn’t used to being knocked back so can’t quite make me out for finding him resistible the first time he tried.
Have no idea how to go about chatting someone up myself – could say I’m just out of practice, but I don’t think I ever had any idea.
I’m usually only attracted to the completely fucked up though, so it is probably for the best that I don’t get chatted up by people I fancy!
the last interesting time I got chatted up, a girl told me that I looked like Beyonce in Austin Powers 3 without the breasts. She then ran her hands through my hair for the next hour or so whilst we talked
Friday night, I got chatted up. Unfortunately i am one of those wimps that has to get chatted up because I'm a shy tongue-tied aadvark. The closest I get to chatting others up is "giving them the eye"....jeez what I'd give for James Bond's charisma.
Darcy you'd never want to be a major chees like Bond? He'd flop in the real world with most women. Now if you had Thierry Henry's charisma, sexiness and charm........
Yes! Your'e right, I couldn't think of anyone charasmatic at the time, but Thierry is one charming dude. I love those Clio ads with him in. Always thought he'd be a dick (I'm an Arsenal fan) before seeing those ads.
I love Thierry Henry but admit to a great dislike for football and men who love football or wear football shirts as a valid clothing choice. The Italian old school ones are vaguely passable. I hear Thierry Henry is arrogant so I wouldn't discard the dislike yet.
As to being chatted up, when you get married you're not meant to want to be. What's the point? Its like being starving in a pit with a giant cake dangling a few feet above your reach. My solution is to not get married.
I have a really bad habit of not realising till about six months later that I was actually being chatted up, by which time she's moved to Australia or something.
Well thank you both furvert and Darcy, the compliment/gossip/rumour is most welcomed, but I have been informed by Mrs knees that her workmates think I look like a schoolteacher......aaaaaargghhhhhh
tis a long story.no not really.i liked his stuble.thought i'd see how he fared.he was truely awful.i actually put my hood up for some of it.and don't even get me started on the crowd.his band were alright.i told them to tell him i wasn't impressed and he's no mark owen.
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"I have a really bad habit of not realising till about six months later that I was actually being chatted up..."
You’ve probably just had the misfortune of hanging around people who send out rather confusing signals.
I’m the world expert at that.
Was forced into chatting someone up at a club a few months ago when my mate said
“I’m going to the bar and I’m not coming back until you talk to him”
Sooo… I decide to go for the honest approach and start with I’m crap at this kind of thing… my friend…etc etc Unfortunately, it being a club and the music being a bit on the loud side, he completely misheard and thought I was doing the “my friend (who’s at the bar) fancies you” thing.
I have never seen someone disappear so fast when said (male) mate arrived back from bar…
I had a really nice woman up at my place on Saturday. I don't have a clue if there even were any signals sent out, I'm a lifer in the home for the terminally bewildered.
She's just my type as well, the aura of madness hangs heavy around her ;-)
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I won't bore you with all the soppy details of the inbetween.
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A nice sounding woman got me out of the shower with a wrong number call about 90 minutes ago. Does that count ?
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And senses - 'my mate fancies you'?!! Really?!?! Do people still do that? That's ace!
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Works like a charm ;)
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It makes for exciting times and decent anecdotes, though, like the ex who attacked me and got her finger jammed in my eyesocket and the one who got upside my head with an iron bar.
Fragrant is the word we're looking for, I believe.
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I'm celebrating seven years off the sauce today.
I marked this great occasion by using a different deoderant under each arm.
See, without booze you get a life and your braincells regenerate, erm....
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Hmm...
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And my other half could give me a lift so I could have a beer.
p.s. Cat hair? Tell me you run a cattery or something.....
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No, I just have a cat that seems to molt continually. And she sleeps on my head, so....
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i think it's too much marmite.
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Not really.
Speaking presonally, marmite probably doesn't help. Though there do seem to be many people out there that actually like the stuff.......
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'But what she doesn't know is it is in my little hand....'
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Last time was a couple of weeks ago by a friend of a friend.
Don’t think he was really serious though, so it probably doesn’t count. Think he just sees me as a challenge because he isn’t used to being knocked back so can’t quite make me out for finding him resistible the first time he tried.
Have no idea how to go about chatting someone up myself – could say I’m just out of practice, but I don’t think I ever had any idea.
I’m usually only attracted to the completely fucked up though, so it is probably for the best that I don’t get chatted up by people I fancy!
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(see my point now?)
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As to being chatted up, when you get married you're not meant to want to be. What's the point? Its like being starving in a pit with a giant cake dangling a few feet above your reach. My solution is to not get married.
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I havn't even snogged anyone else apart from my wife for about the same time.
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get this...
2 of brian mcfaddens band.
it was HORRIBLE.
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You’ve probably just had the misfortune of hanging around people who send out rather confusing signals.
I’m the world expert at that.
Was forced into chatting someone up at a club a few months ago when my mate said
“I’m going to the bar and I’m not coming back until you talk to him”
Sooo… I decide to go for the honest approach and start with I’m crap at this kind of thing… my friend…etc etc
Unfortunately, it being a club and the music being a bit on the loud side, he completely misheard and thought I was doing the “my friend (who’s at the bar) fancies you” thing.
I have never seen someone disappear so fast when said (male) mate arrived back from bar…
Poor lad is probably still traumatised ;-)
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I had a really nice woman up at my place on Saturday. I don't have a clue if there even were any signals sent out, I'm a lifer in the home for the terminally bewildered.
She's just my type as well, the aura of madness hangs heavy around her ;-)
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…and are you completely sure that you weren’t sending out mixed signals?
Think you always have to work out what you want yourself before you can begin to read signals sent out by others.
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The missus ain't chatting me up today. When Wittgenstein essays have to be complete in ten hours, sexy talk goes out of the window. Meh.