Emily Haines (Metric)
If she's not in there, what exactly IS cool? Standing for sod all and making safe records or shitty records that no-one likes or buys? Doing drugs? Being a obsese naked lesbian? Making rubbish grim mash-ups? Having music that stands for 2006 (circa 1997) and your music not mattering weeks from now? Being the NME Billy Bragg? Being so damn cool that you're Cat Power, now teetotal and never getting written about in the NME? Being a tabloid joke? Being in the Fratellis?