Remember Des'ree's song 'Life' with the lyrics:
"I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news"
Or ABC when they sing on 'That was then, this is now'
"musn't grumble Help yourself to another peace of apple crumble"