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a song could get any worse than 'My Humps', but I have been proved wrong, it seems. However, can't be faulted on her excellent use of metaphor. Top class.
'im gonna git git git YOU drunk' which for some unfathomable reason, I rather enjoyed.
but, honestly, what are you gonna do with all the junk, all that junk inside that trunk? That question keeps me awake at night.
singing My Humps really really tunelessly along to a tinny mobile phone backing on my Metro today. Then they moved onto the Kooks. Internally, I questioned their taste, externally I kept shtum so as not to get stabbed.
I could hear someone listening to Jlo for a whole train journey once, I wanted to rip the headphones out of her ears and show her GOOD music. But im too shy.
it MAY be the video...
hmmm. actually it may be the not too subtle racist oriental impression...
Its not even catchy, its just a series of ill-placed bumps and assorted shit, with no tune/sense/timing/anything that is good ever.
there's something i just can't hate about it!
Sex orientated lyrics+half arsed "latin" beat+boobs = NUMBER 1 SMASH HIT
'Hips Don't Lie'.
And 'My Chico Latino' by Geri Haliwell. I can't believe I remember that :(
shakiras breasts are small and humble, so your entire point is INVALID
at least I didn't go confusing them with mountains. That could have been awkward.
I'm sure in that video, Halliwell's breasts were small and humble, like the rest of her, actually.
*OR SO MY FRIENDS TELL ME
her tits were mint in that video
you could see her nipples and everything
JUST ONE POST GODDAMIT! WHY?!
not much good so far.
kinda reminiscent of dirrrty
oh she just referenced/ripped of In Da Club (we dont give a fuck cos its yo birthday)
oh the descending acapella vocal is genius
oh the way the beat keeps dropping out for vocal effects and shit is brilliant
haha its the chuggy sax sound from Golddigger
i dont understand this metaphor at all
coming round my london bridge? wanna go down?
crap fade out
it's only a good tune and some whizzy effects away from being the perfect pop song!
shes well ugly, so you wouldnt be able to come, so itd be long time
about her face isn't there?
i like her bum...
reminds me of jim rosenthal
I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal / I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal / Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall / Crying Bob Wilson...Anchorman
...I reckon. Heard it in the taxi last night. Quite agreeable after Wet Wet Wet's 'Angel Eyes'. 7/10
Worse than bad, it HURTS MY EARS.
has the 'long you long time' trend sprung from? It was in Maneater as well. So I'm told.
kubrick's best film imho.