Wrote silly news stories.
Sub-edited articles for your enjoyment.
Got his feet wet. And the rest of him.
Met Stephen of SunnO))) and Atsuo of Boris.
Purchased Isis Oceanic remix album.
Ate a rubbish sandwich.
Was made tea by a girl.
Listened to Take That and played with the Tim Westwood soundboard.
Read The Stool Pigeon while on the Circle Line.
Took his shoes off. They're wet, see.
Learned that the Guillemots album has now gone Gold.