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Dear Mr Bush, There Are Over 100 Words For Shit And Only One For Music Fuck You, Out Hud
Youth Against Fascism
You Are The Generation Who Bought More Shoes And You Get What You Deserve
'last weeks minutes from the secret society of your friends who actually hate you' by Drowningman
'damn girl, that shit's as deep as the ocean' by curlupanddie
the entire track list of of Montreals early 4 track recordings (Ignore the word 'listen's I cutted and pasted from amazon):
1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath Listen
2. Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath Listen
3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap Listen
4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Looses Soap Listen
5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Heat the Bathtub Listen
6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home Listen
7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Bathtub Listen
8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub Listen
9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules Listen
10. Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Listen
11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub (Fr Listen
12. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Listen
13. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself Listen
14. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree Listen
15. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom Listen
16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom Listen
as some of those were cut off:
1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
2. Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance)
9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
10. Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet (Naughty)
11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
12. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcasic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Groan (Growl)
13. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
14. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
15. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom
We threw petrol onto the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows
Manics - "Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart"
Liars - "Grown Men Don't Fall In The River, Just Like That"
"If Your A Wizard Then Why Do You Wear Glasses?"
YMSS - "A Little Late He Staggered Through The Door And Into Her Eyes"
'i snuck a retard into a sperm bank' - anal cunt.