i shall attempt to accurately paraphrase a conversation i had with brendan canning last night.
me: so um, like, are you splitting up? :( :( :(
bc: [nervous laughter] i'm not allowed to talk about that!... all these rumours on the internet. well, don't believe everything you hear. we'll definitely carry on a while longer. um. yeah. we're touring canada in october! yeah.
me: [sobs into new bss tshirt]
so like, catch them while you can! the end is nigh!