youre in a car with your mum.
The new kelis song comes on the radio.
She says "the melody in this sounds like an eminem song"
She starts singing "you make me so fucking sick", which is presumeably an eminem song.
Then she asks to you play creep by radiohead on repeat.
I just about undid my seatbelt, opened the door, and jumped out into the sprawling concrete of the motorway below, no doubt to be crushed by a timber lorry.