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'New Art For The People'
"But for the cum in your hair..."
Ah, Autumn. You fucking cunt
"Can I Scream?"
"Stop the show, listen up, because we've got something to say and it's important..."
"Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats, put on your thinking caps, now here's a poser for you..."
"All of your friends are cunts..."
"Tonight I'm coming home in a coma if it fucking kills me!"
Anorak? Me? No!
On C. Thomas Howell!
Pornography for Cowards.
"Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate..."
I was drunk. I like to start songs halfway though. It's much more fun.
"Its these sub-standard motels on the lalalala, corner of fourth and Freemont... STREET, appealing only coz they're just that unappealing, any practised catholic would cross themselves upon entering."
good shout though.
Every time I've heard a bit of P!ATD I recoil - it's mainnly the voice - but I do quite like those lyrics. Might have to google some more.
To Hell With Good Intentions has a great first line too.
"all your friends are cunts" one?
i always vote 2+2=5 on these things. but that's right up there.
from Kewpies Like Watermelon by Urusei Yatsura.
from Fear of Drowning by British Sea Power is quite a fabulous opening line.
It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen / but you'd no idea where that cock had been"
is a contender
one of the greatest openings to an album
Cemetry Polka - Tom Waits
Album of the Year -The Good Life
Now I'm bored and old"
"As I was saying," - Steven Smith by The Organ
"I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar"
Support Our Troops OH! (Black Angels OH!)-xiu xiu
So, since the surgery, how's that ghost limb?
"So you wanted to take a break / Slow it down and have some space
Well FUCK YOU TOO"
Korn. Ah, summer nights... spent denigrating Korn.
Off the top of my head: "I am an architect..."
"Game over! I win!" - Hollywood Squares, Dillinger Escape Plan. Brutal.
Or "In 1984 I was hospitalised for approaching perfection"
Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury and the Blockheads: "Arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks"
"My love is bigger than your love
We take more drugs than a touring funk band
Jesus fucking Christ, oh God No.
BSP - fear of drowning
"maybe someone's gonna save me, my heart is made of gravy"
I smelt that whore.
dillinger - 43% burned
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats, put on your thinking caps cause I've got a poser for you...etc, blah blah sexism
pornography for cowards - Million dead
or 'free your mind' by en vogue...
High-heeled shooooz. It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute, no no.
Is that the first line?
Ha, no. It starts:
'Prejudice! Like to hear a song about it?! Well, here goessssss...'!
And then it starts with 'I wear toght clothing...'
from TV eye by the stooges or
"Yeah I got busted but I used my last phone call to dedicate a song to you on the radio." by Jens Lekman.
Are 2 I thought of immediately.
New Skin - Soiuxsie & the Banshees
Stink. Arab Strap.
In fact anything lyric-related by Arab Strap is pretty fantastic.
"Yes" by the Manics.
"It's not me/I represent someone that died during the conversation"
from 'Want More' by Carina Round. Although that's two lines.
And "Excuse me, but can I be you for a while?" from 'Silent All These Years' by Tori Amos.
Iiiii, want your soul
When the doors part the heads at the bar swivel like pooches to a snatch
My favourite is probably 'Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time...for y'all have knocked her up'.
Marquee Moon - Television
"nothing comes undone for your one and only time you're right"
brapple youknowsits ;)
devour, each other?"
...You'd better give me something, so I don't die
this little place I call my private hell
of three Texas boys..."
where the snakes and scorpions run..."
in agreement on We Dance by Pavement
Page three girls get you excited, You support Rangers and Man United.....
Sash My Father Wore by Ballboy
but I really fucking hate that song. Sixth-form lyrics to the max.
"my mother said 'you licked my pussy when you came out'"
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven". Such is the Rule of Honor.
"Intravenously polite, it was the walkie-talkies that knocked the pins down / These shoes gripped the floor in the silhouette of dying..."
Can I come round your house and fuck your kids, fuck your kids, fuck your kids/They're only young and they wont remember.
Therapy? on Troublegum. They were great with lyrics.
Or "I'm bitter, I'm twisted, James Joyce is fucking my sister"
for lyrics, don't you dare praise them
Its gotta be, "Can I scream"
Not the greatets lyrics ever but the way they are delivered just fires something up inside every person.
I'm never wrong, I am an oracle of sorts.
Bobj, of course!
I would never doubt your judgement!
Ahhhhh good good, for a minute there I thought we had a non-beleiver.
"I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker"
"What the hell do these flashing red lights mean?"
"This is a public service announcement...WITH GUITARS!"
"Don't go fucking in the barn, because the barn's on fire."
"Put the cheddar in me pocket, put the rest under the jacket..."
"I'm eternally grateful to my past influences, but they will not free me, I have a disease..."
"The trouble with your brother: he's always sleeping with your mother"
Manic Street Preachers - Design for Life
"Libraries gave us power, then work came and made us free"
"I met this girl - she looked like Axl Rose, got drunk and took her home and we slept in her clothes..."
Opening line of "Femtex" by Therapy? I don't know why I didn't think of this before, because that one line is almost my complete autobiography!
that Slipknot song that starts with 'i'm gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound'.
I looked at this to make sure i'd posted this and I hadn't. That's at the start of the album too so extra bonus points.