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Calorie controlled lunch with Prole: what hated figure would you love to see working a til

prole-art-threat [Edit] [Delete] 21 replies 14:05, 9 August '06

Surely one day - oh please god make it soon - I or you or anyone we know will be in a shop and at the point of tendering one's money at the point of purchase will look up and see that the mere husk of a human being that has been serving you is someone who once 'had it all' but now has to contend with truculent school children and irritable office types behind the til at Budgens or worse, a 24 hour garage in Stevenage - who would you love to see wearing a branded baseball cap and matching fruit of the loom sweatshirt working in possibly the most despondent of roles?

Eg: I'd love to see Nick Hornby working at a motorway service station but its not goung to happen is it?

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  • grace from big brother.

    that would be brilliant.
    hag.

    fishplums | 9 Aug '06, 14:08 | X
    • I can put a bet on this will happen soon

      surely the best thing would be to be served by someone from a past BB and not even be aware of it - surely the best thing ever in life next to sleeping in the arms of Jesus?

      prole-art-threat @fishplums | 9 Aug '06, 14:10 | X
      • I saw Anthony on Camden High Street recently

        smiling meekly as a gang of yoofs yelled "you're a fucking gaylord"

        joeymahone @prole-art-threat | 9 Aug '06, 14:43 | X
  • I'd like the Kooks

    To work in a shoe shop.

    breadfan @beep | 9 Aug '06, 14:14 | X
    • come on!

      Aim lower!

      prole-art-threat @breadfan | 9 Aug '06, 14:15 | X
  • I'd love to be

    served by a 'Horror' in a newsagents.

    wrightylew | 9 Aug '06, 14:15 | X
  • Micheal Barrymore.

    I HATE him.
    He's a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE petty little, childish, HORRIBLE man.

    fionapinkstars | 9 Aug '06, 14:19 | X
    • that would be better than seeing Rob Brydon at the bottom of a lift shaft

      prole-art-threat @fionapinkstars | 9 Aug '06, 14:22 | X
    • Argh. I'm angry now.

      Just thinking about him makes me genuinely FURIOUS! ARGHHHHH

      fionapinkstars @fionapinkstars | 9 Aug '06, 14:32 | X
  • I'd like to see Robbie Williams

    collecting the rubbish outside my flat. I'd wait until he reached the bin, shout "Williams, you stack of shit" and then lob a fully loaded binbag at his head.

    colonol_k | 9 Aug '06, 14:22 | X
    • the tone of this thread

      is a bit snotty and superior towards shop workers.

      ex_cynic @colonol_k | 9 Aug '06, 14:28 | X
      • ...

        I was going to write something about taking pleasure in having Jimmy Carr serve me in a corner shop, but now that you've bought this point up I'd settle for merely seeing him dead.

        Stealthy @ex_cynic | 9 Aug '06, 14:32 | X
        • that would be a good job

          identifying celebrity cunts after someone had gone on a spree with a gun though Grazialand

          prole-art-threat @Stealthy | 9 Aug '06, 14:39 | X
          • ...

            I'd like Jimmy Carr dead and for his greiving parents to know I did it and to be forced to thank me.

            That would be okay.

            Stealthy @prole-art-threat | 9 Aug '06, 14:47 | X
      • not really

        and anyway its purely rhetorical

        prole-art-threat @ex_cynic | 9 Aug '06, 14:32 | X
        • ...

          Elton john, arse in the air, scrabbling for the glasses he just dropped while filling up a freezer in iceland.

          edtsf @prole-art-threat | 9 Aug '06, 14:46 | X
          • Or elton John discovered frozen to death by the morning shift

            having 'fallen' in there and with the lid weighted down by all the remaindered copies of his last 8 albums

            prole-art-threat @edtsf | 9 Aug '06, 14:47 | X
            • My Bin man

              looks like Roger Daltrey and I have no reason to believe that it's not him.

              I'd love to see the cheeky girls mopping floors in ALDI, they look like cleaners to me.

              cunt @prole-art-threat | 9 Aug '06, 15:04 | X
              • ...

                how about the cheeky girls dismembered and stuffed into a wheelie-bin, not a job per se........

                edtsf @cunt | 9 Aug '06, 15:47 | X
  • I just

    got back from a 24 hour garage in Stevenage, that's slightly scary.

    KayB | 9 Aug '06, 16:07 | X
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