In next week's NME, they will be announcing next year's Glastonbury headliners. But they've given clues.
"A glam rock queen" or something like that would surely mean Kylie.
"Four indie rockers" would probably mean Arctic Monkeys.
And a "Solo Rock God" would probably, God help us, mean Richard Ashcroft.
I've got my hopes up that it's not those three people but it looks set to be.
I would prefer it to be Kylie, Bloc Party and Thom Yorke from those clues but is that really going to happen?