on his new paul simon reviews page:
It's the smell of a garbage truck filled with urine. It's the sight of a greasy naked midget vomiting digested human feces into a dog carcass. It's the feel of waking up to find your entire body covered in live maggots....with stingers. It's the taste of two dozen convicted felons' AIDS-ridden semen overflowing from your stapled-shut mouth. It's the sound of There Goes Rhymin' Simon.