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...go outside. It's hot, sunny, and nice.
...fancy a kick around in the park, couple of tinnies for goalposts?
then I'm outa here. Trust me.
I was told never to use my powers for evil or personal gain and that sort of thing.
But for you I make an exception.
*biff, bang!, boom... "ali-alla-kazam" (dash of goat entrails, faux elephant tusk) ...and "voila!"*
OK. That's it, then. Sorry about yer luck Candy Boy! You're now destined for a life of Eddie Izzard mumbling sexual innuendo in yer ear, and all your albums will now play Styx Mr. Roboto.
Let this be a lesson to all DiSsenters!!
I know YOU can do it !