Don't tell him they're here.
THIS IS FREAKY
1) say your name 10 times
2) say your mom name 5 times
3) say your crushes name 3 times
4) PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER THREADS.IF YOU DO THIS.YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DON'T PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK SEND THIS TO FIVE THREADS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
Buried away on page 3700 of the social board of all places.