Everyone giving me mixtapes
Seeing a huge red mass wallowing in a pool of mud: walking two steps closer and realising it was only Bamos
Bobby George, on seeing ANYONE who looked vaguely familiar on Sunday night, saying: 'Here he/she is!' and putting an arm around them.
CommanderCool and Rock n roll massacre sleeping in front of the stage in the acoustic tent for 12 hours.
Guntrip's mauled body (well, just Guntrip's body, actually)
My disastrous conversation with Rrrrachel:
Her: 'Who are you?'
Me: The Warn!
Her: I'm rachel!
Me: I know! Rachel with the 'r's!
Her: RAchel with the arse!
Me: No! I didn't mean it like that!
Her: I've got an excellent arse
Me (trying to act cool): That may be the case....
I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS!!!