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The Wheelchair thing. Did that ACTUALLY happen.
is untrue it is pretty slanderous....
went up to a disabled man in a wheelchair, in the dance tent. said something along the lines of ''you're not allowed to sit down in here, get up and dance''. proceeded to try and push man out.
ouch, in a funny way
I fucking love it.
in the middle of a tent, someone was sitting down and apparently tombobgeorge went up to them and (allegedly) had a go at them for being rude and inconvenient for bringing a chair into the middle of the crowd..
..before realising they were disabled.
I just told it wrong :s
you think he'd try to push a disabled man out of his chair? Bloody hell...
I'm sorry bobby if you read that. That's why as soon as I read Jon's version I agreed with it, as I knew there was something pretty wrong with mine!
that disabled man was next to me for Seafood. A nice little story for you all there!
I feel for drunken Bobbygeorge, I really do.
he was teh ace.
did i actually meet Fullerov?
i think i met two people who i thought were therapyrock. Then realised that only one of them was. And i fear the other might have been fullerov and i didn't realise.
i feel silly.
i bet you were intimidated, i BET YOU.
i so very much want a banana smoothie right now.
this was the best story i heard all weekend. It made me lol quite a lot.
At the all-night biscuit party?
with Guntrips weird middle-eastern custard creams...
i can't think of guntrip without LOLing heartily, so i'll stop.
maybe he's weak from blood-loss?
-what we witnessed last night was like the kill scene in a nature documentary.
that with the shit in the sink meant i couldn't sleep because of giggling so hard.
the girth as well. The girth!
i hate you all.
a deckchair. But then realised his mistake.
There should have been wheelis though. Like on those BBC1 indents or something.
is an amazing festival man, he's an essential like wellies and tents!
The wheel chair man is a bit of a blur, I think Bobby was being generally slanderous for some reason (I think other than him sitting down) and it was actually Laura who said 'oh yeah, what a twat, who sits in a deckchair in the middle of a gig...' or something like that.
I was talking to the guy in the wheelchair because he was asking me if I was French. Apparently I look French. So I explained to him that I wasn't. We then chatted for a few minutes about stuff. Then I turned to a lady friend, who shall remain nameless, and I said 'that guy thinks I look French' and she said 'does he? What a twat, I mean who sits in a deckchair in the dance tent anyway?' and I said 'it's not a deckchair, it's a wheelchair'.
Then I chatted to him for a bit longer but we were both pretty out of it and the music was loud so neither conversation made much sense.
Only in my own head though, not in public.
It was good meeting you. You don't look French.
it could have been onw of the others.
I didn't even know who you were until Sunday night!
I'm still confused by that windsock.
I can't remember. If you tell me his first name, I'd probably remember it.
so I like him more.
I don't know, it was loud. All that happened though was he asked me if I was French, I said I wasn't. We then talked about the music and having a good time (as people do in dance tents). None of the other stuff on this thread happened. Sorry.
Boo. How did this story start, then?
did occur, yes.
bobbygeorge did a poo in a urinal.
Who'd have guessed from his mild-mannered ways.
I missed all of this.