Ladies and Gentlemen, please be upstanding.
Preferably near the front, by the 'stage', in the towns finest grubby/loveable gig spot, the Right Honourable Two Pigs, this Friday night (May 26th). There will be three bands playing. On first, a worcester lot called Che. They have a pretty girl singer. On last, the cheesily-named Mascarpone Sidewinders. They will rock, in a true 1980s metal way.
In the middle, a little known trio from cheltenham. They are called Nurse. They haven't played around here yet this year. Not since last November actually. They have a new drummer. He's called Rob. He's tall, clever, and plays like a beast. They have a new song or two. They're going to tear the roof off the place, for your audio/visual pleasure.
It would be quite rude not to be there, and exceptionally rude not to stand right at the front. So do the right thing people.
Doors are 19:00. First band on at 19:45. Nurse on at 20:30. Â£4 on the door, or Â£3 from Martian or Front Clothing, or Â£2 from the band (email firstname.lastname@example.org for a number).