'Rock Night Satellite Christmas Special'
Wednesday 21st December 2005
109 Commercial St
Art Of Burning Water
+ Special Guest's
'Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of Rum!'
That's what an intoxicated Santa will be saying when he slaps his tum, to the beat of a relentlessly frenzied kick drum, in tonight's, 'Rock Night Satellite Special,' before waking Dancer, Prancer, Blitzen, Rudolph and the rest of his four legged slaves from a ketamine addled orgy and riding them off into the snow filled sky to wreak havoc and ill health upon all who cross his fated path.
Ok, it's not quite Christmas yet, but, you can be rest assured Mary's bowels will be moving and children will be forced to hide behind the tree - risking electrocution - to the serious noise assault we have in store for you tonight, when we bring together five of the fiercest live bands on the London 05' circuit for a passing out parade to rival Herod's rascalous reign.