You could be half of a 4-bed chalet - no catering, just balls to the wall drone (and kool keith).
Me and my woman are there with mates so you can hang with us, ignore us or whatever you like.
Selling for whatever they cost (round £160 each) unless a bidding war erupts. Tickets are in hand in London so I can send them out straight away or put them in your hand here or in Butlins.
Have at me....