Crushing Death & Grief subject you to:
HEY COLOSSUS + DETHSCALATOR + RIPPING YARNS
Wed 10th Sep @ The Portland Arms, Cambridge
8pm, £4 in
Curmudgeonly sludge bludgeoners redefining the meaning of heavy. Drawn from the four corners of Southern England, Hey C' are masters of The Riff, played at high volume, low velocity and with maximum repetition. The effects are brutal, like Hawkwind and Melvins trapped in a tar pit at the bottom of an abandoned quarry. After secreting 3 albums of viscous noise on Jonson Family Records, new album "Happy Birthday" has just been released on Riot Season, home of Acid Mothers Temple, $hit and $hine, Circle, etc. Be assured that they hate each and every one of you.
Big Sabbath riffs with Jesus Lizard spasticity on top. Formed in Stoke Newington, London in the deep winter of 2007 after an altercation in the cast of Cats the musical. Renowned throughout the capital as masters of tempo, they have songs ranging from 88 bpm all the way up to 93 bpm.
Sub-adolescent indie rock sounding like a bunch of In The Red records played at a selection of inappropriate speeds.