Im temping at the reception of an animal care collage.
Overheard 2 teachers this morning having this charming conversation.
Teacher 1= The tarantula has escaped again. keep an eye out for it, last time he was gone for 2 weeks and we found him in living behind the mens toilet.
Teacher 2= Bless him, he's a little explorer that one, d'you remember when the Armadillo disapeared...never found it again.
Me= (interupting)Excuse me but how do you lose an armadillo!?
Teacher 2= dunno really..we think it got in the drains and is living in the sewage system.......(long pause)....it's probably dead now, they can't eat shit for long and survive.....(pause).....(to me) can you look out for a rather large spider, don't pick it up if you see it...its an angry little thing!
So now im sitting at my computer at my desk checking every 5 mins that a spider isnt crawling up my back...I hate my job!
anyone heard any random things recently they care to share?