Our last London gig of the year is looming like a huge and juicy phallus on the horizons of my MIND.
It's at THE FLY in New Oxford Street, Central London (NOT Camden Barfly!) on Monday 3rd December, supporting Tom Hingley (singer from 90s indie hit machines the Inspiral Carpets - he'll be doing lots of said hits, although whether Mark E. Smith will turn up on backing vocals is anyone's guess...).
Tickets are £7 in advance from the Barfly website - www.barflyclub.com (click on "The Fly", details are in the listings section).
If you can't be arsed to do that, e-mail us before 2pm on the day and I'll stick you on the £8 list.
And if you can't be arsed to do that, STAY HOME and HAVE a WANK.
from Seymour (guitar)