Hello, magic friends.

I'm quietly rocking TWO magical towns this weekend, like some kind of big twatty wizard.

Firstly, tomorrow (that's Friday) I'm at the Red Lion in Watford with with Roberto from Rockets, Tom Craven, Lost Without Cause and, I'm assured, "more". It's a fiver to get in, unless you bum the doorman, and then it's only a pound. The Red Lion is pretty much next to Watford FC's ground, which is large and easy to see.

Secondly, on Saturday I'll be back in my hometown, Bury St Edmunds, at the Priors Inn with The Resitance, Bathwater and DJ Richard "Cockpuncher" Phillips (III). It's £4 to get in, and no amount of bumming anyone will get you in cheaper. The Priors Inn is next to the water tower and the cemetery - these are the 2 biggest things in the whole of Bury St Edmunds, so it's fairly difficult to miss.

Please note that at least one of the above facts is, in fact, a lie.

Have a LOVELY weekend. Yes. LOVELY.

lots of magical juices
from Seymour "Sacksucker" Patrick xxx